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Joined April 2013
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mike brown geekin
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fuck it run more commercials
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that was actually pretty sick
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paraguay look dreadful
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why isn’t mix diskerud playing
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o canada is so good
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alright lets get to kick off
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whoever is responsible for redesigning the cross island to have one less lane by the LIE exit should be drawn and quartered live on twitch
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no better day to listen to 5 hours straight of chevelle
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Wemby please, hot girls are bullying me online
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So many great dead rappers yet fat joe is still here
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dude on wheel of fortune just fumbled
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half credit course on minding your own business
As others have said, there should really be a pass/fail, 0.5 credit hour class taught at law and business school covering things like this for those who don’t know them. I’m not talking super high-brow advice. I’m talking: - belt and shoes have to match (and, yes, always wear a belt) - if wearing a navy suit and brown shoes, you wear navy socks (not brown socks!!!!) - not every shoe that’s nicer than a sneaker should be worn with a suit. Loafers aren’t to be worn with a suit. - how to tie a tie—and tie it well - what side of the plate your bread plate and drink go when out to eat (“BMW”) - purpose of most common cutlery at restaurants - how a suit should fit generally
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Bro got future endeavoured
May 31
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hook and hold, what do you think gene steratore
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clear as day pen
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greg doesn’t look a thing like jesus
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can’t believe i didn’t get the national team call up
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i can’t believe we gave this kid a bid
SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”
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definitely offside
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