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Darrick Samuelsen @DarrickJoseph

They’re working on a book based on my movie. You haven’t heard of it.

Joined September 2012
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Elon Musk Admits He Spent $44 Billion Just To Pull Off A Dad Joke

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters...

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When I see how many far-removed acquaintances from my past are in my Contacts, I wonder how many others’ Contacts I’m still in…
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If I learn to play the #mandolin, does that make me one of those “Mandalorians?”
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Read @BoozAllen 's latest report with key findings on Chinese Threats in the #Quantum Era, as well as guidance on how to anticipate and plan for future #cyber risks. dy.si/BrYbAw
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@darrickjoseph #CoinbaseWalletSweepstakes
DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Jace Fox, Batman (my first NFT). To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at dcfandome.com #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome
I just backed Wake Up Into My Love | a book by Carson Leith on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/205…

Wake Up Into My Love | a book by Carson Leith

A book that narrates the painful, yet beautiful journey of becoming a new dad

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Car safety lesson #27: Passenger must remain just as alert as the driver to properly defend against dashboard ninja baby #TheMoreYouKnow (photo credit: VW owner’s manual)
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Ironically, @RandyFeltface wins at Twitter…
Yesterday and today did good at #clouds
“As in all sweetest music, a tinge of sadness was in every note. Nor do we know how much of the pleasures even of life we owe to the intermingled sorrows. Joy cannot unfold the deepest truths, although the deepest truth must be deepest joy.” - George MacDonald, Phantastes
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26 May 2021
Interested in federal employment? Join us for a virtual career fair Wednesday, June 16, to learn about current and upcoming job vacancies at @USDOL agencies! dol.gov/opportunities

DOL Job Opportunities

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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means” - Inigo Montoya Digital Transformation Is Not a Chatbot - ITSM.tools dy.si/jeGSWt
There is no accounting foretaste
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#Modzy, a leading enterprise artificial intelligence platform, published “The Race Towards Artificial Intelligence (AI) Adoption” - a report highlighting key challenges and opportunities of #AI adoption. dy.si/HFEm7k
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No, the blur is not a problem with my video feed - it's just my 28 yr old facial hair trying to find its way in the world.
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"#AI is the fourth industrial revolution. It wholesale changes the game, it's not just an #IT problem — all the roles are evolving." - Kathleen Featheringham, Director of AI Strategy and Training at @BoozAllen dy.si/TEgdc42
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It’s beautiful!
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Highly unusual weather
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My spirit animal is Vulfpeck.
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