Matured for 38 years in South African oke. Here for the shits & giggles. #loveislove πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Joined May 2009
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It’s Pierre Gasly! πŸ˜‚
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Elon can suck it. Go find me on the blue butterfly app rather. ✌️
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Barrack street passport collection πŸ’€
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I’ve been in this queue for an hour already and they’ve only let 20 people in. 😩
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It only took 2h30 to collect a passport πŸ₯²
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LMAOOOOO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
EFF MP: β€œβ€¦so this Cape Town has got a history of collapse-sha of buildings, of structures. So please protect us. We want to die a revolutionary death…” Deputy Speaker:β€œHonourable Maotwe, yes, I will find out and will make sure that you die a revolutionary death!” LMAOOOOOπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Me, when I have to buy electricity in South Africa.
Am I living above my means?
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Oh Tyla’s made it made it
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This literally happened while trying to read this tweet. Hate it here. 😩
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So now ads are being force-loaded onto your screen. Immensely fucking frustrating thing to happen while you’re trying to read a tweet
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I'm doing a series on the clock app about my time working as a features writer at a prominent women's magazine. Please go watch my craziest story ever (it's truly wild) vm.tiktok.com/ZMhgSNBpq/
Who's keen to hear my real life version of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days / The Devil Wears Prada? vm.tiktok.com/ZMhbF732R/
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No but what do you mean it’s not RAWE CEEK?
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Looking like he will only Siya later
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Got his ass on national television
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β€œIt’s gonna be May”
I prepared noodles guys 😊
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Penance. And then we go again.
Not us getting home at 2am like a couple young bucks 😴
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Not us getting home at 2am like a couple young bucks 😴
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
9 Nov 2024
Pfffft….🀣
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Remember that time I said I should be having lunch on a wine farm? Done.
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β€œApparently there’s a girl from BHS that’s reading the news on Kfm now.” @carrynann I had to then brag that I know you πŸ˜‚
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