I’m just some dude who likes to spend his paycheck on making movies that some people like.
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27 Mar 2025
The NEW trailer for our newest film, THE JUNKMAN
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Jun 11
Maybe go with another donation company next time.
This one felt slimy and purposely confusing.
Then today I got notified that they were going to take another donation unless I specifically asked them not to.
Anyway, I donated $25.
@timburchett @RepTimBurchett
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Jun 6
Just bought my Yorkie sunglasses so her eyes don’t get dry on our bike ride.
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Jun 5
I’d like to see one more episode of Star Trek.
You. New cast with original cast. 60 minute episode.
It’d be awesome.
Just like in the 60’s. Just an episode.
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May 21
I’m sick of it, y’all. DC keeps shoveling $40 million a week to the Taliban.
Meanwhile, veterans are sleepin’ on the streets and Americans are barely stayin’ afloat.
That ain’t foreign policy. It’s pure stupidity.
Enough’s enough. Defund the Taliban – go grab your shirt.
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May 21
Folks keep askin’ me where to get the Dadgum Patriot hat. Well here ya go. 🇺🇸 Donate a few bucks to help us keep fightin’ the crazies in DC and I’ll send one your way.
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May 26
Are you bidding in my silent auction?
silentauctionpro.com/bidonli…
100% of the proceeds go to the charities listed on my HorseShow.org website
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My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.
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Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving
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May 17
One of my favorite memories as a child was building sandcastles with my granddad... until my mother took the urn away.
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May 9
Okay. Act sober. Door Dash won’t give you your alcohol if you’re drunk.
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So I can’t vape in an airplane bathroom but anybody is allowed to just have diarrhea in there?
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May 8
Remember the Feds told us these files didn’t exist and @realDonaldTrump stood up to the deep state. The 1st drop will be big but in comparison to what is coming they will be a drop in the bucket. I would say “Holy Crap” is coming.
May 8
Hey @timburchett, on a scale of 1-10, 1 is not much, ten is holy crap, what are these UFO files going to be like?
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Yes and I’m putting a signed special edition cereal box up for my charity auction.
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May 1
Not to be all conspiracy theorist but, at this point I feel like the stall on releasing the UAP footage is making it more plausible that it’s nonhuman origin.
That, or they’re trying to mess with the footage before releasing it to the public.
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Apr 27
If possible, I’d like you to adapt The Mist from the book to screen.
The Mist film was great, however it was not the book.
Furthermore, the book was open ended for a sequel.
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