This is so funny I almost spit my drink out! 😂🤣😂

The gamma cage I've been trading all week is already gone. Net dealer GEX flipped negative. $SPY is sitting at $750.71, basically on the $751 flip line. Above that line dealers absorb every move and pin the tape. Below it they have to sell weakness and chase strength. We're balanced on the exact level where the mechanics invert. Right as a binary Fed lands Wednesday. Then quad-witch Friday rolls all this gamma off the board. The pin dissolves the moment the catalyst hits. Here's the kicker. Redbook just ran 9.4% YoY, a hot consumer print straight into the dots. Hawkish risk is live. And the 0DTE crowd bought 97% calls into the $755 wall, leaving zero room above and a short-gamma trapdoor below. Lose $751 and dealers do the selling for you. I think SPY tags 745 this week. Am I wrong, or is this a coiled spring dressed up as a melt-up?

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I think the massive run in Tech/AI we've had for the last 3-4 months is done for now. Whether this means sideways for a while or simply lower forever IDK, what I do know is to prepare for volatility... $SPX $COMPQ

JUST IN: Boston bars are reportedly running out of beer as Scottish World Cup fans drink the city dry — with one bar saying “We tripled St. Patrick’s Day.”

Teddy Roosevelt once asked Emperor Franz Joseph I: "What does a monarch even do in today's day and age?" The emperor replied: "My job is mostly to protect my people from politicians."

It's painfully obvious to me, after 12 years of shipping production code, that: We are massively overestimating AI and massively underestimating it at the same time. → 96% of the code I write today is AI-generated → but I review every single line like my job depends on it → the developers who win won't be the ones who prompt the fastest but be the ones who know what "good" looks like Here's what nobody wants to admit: AI didn't make engineering easier. It made judgment the entire job. The bottleneck was never typing. It was knowing what to build, what to throw away, and what will break at 3am six months from now. Juniors are shipping 10x more code. And introducing 10x more bugs they can't explain. The skill isn't writing anymore. It's reading. Reviewing. Saying no. Taste is the new 10x. The engineers who treated coding as typing are panicking. The ones who treated it as thinking have never been more valuable. Adapt accordingly.

MORE ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON As some of you know, I was the Air Force Military Aide for Bill Clinton, lived in the White House, traveled everywhere they traveled, and carried the “nuclear football.” As such, I was always in close proximity to both Bill and Hill. Among the military who served in the White House and the professional White House staff, the Clinton administration was infamously known for its lack of professionalism and courtesy, though few ever spoke about it. But when it came to rudeness, it was Hillary Clinton who was the most feared person in the administration. She set the tone. From the very first day in my assignment. When I first arrived to work in the White House, my predecessor warned me. “You can get away with pissing off Bill but if you make her mad, she’ll rip your heart out.” I heeded those words. I did make him mad a few times, but I never really pissed her off. I knew the ramifications. I learned very quickly that the administration’s day-to-day character, whether inside or outside of DC, depended solely on the presence or absence of Hillary. Her reputation preceded her. We used to say that when Hillary was gone, it was a frat party. When she was home, it was “Schindler’s List.” In my first few days on the job, and remember I essentially lived there, I realized there were different rules for Hillary. She instructed the senior staff, including me, that she didn’t want to be forced to encounter us. We were instructed that “whenever Mrs. Clinton is moving through the halls, be as inconspicuous as possible.” She did not want to see “staff” and be forced to “interact” with anyone. No matter their position in the building. Many a time, I’d see mature, professional adults, working in the most important building in the world, scurrying into office doorways to escape Hillary’s line of sight. I’d hear whispering, “She’s coming, she’s coming!” I could be walking down a West Wing hallway, midday, busier than hell, people doing the administration’s work whether in the press office, medical unit, wherever. She’d walk in and they’d scatter. She was the Nazi schoolmarm and the rest of us were expected to hide as though we were kids in trouble. I wasn’t a kid, I was a professional officer and pilot. I said “I’m not doing that.” There was also a period of time when she attempted to ban military uniforms in the White House. It was the reelection year of 1996, and she was trying to craft the narrative that the military was not a priority in the Clinton administration. As a military aide, carrying the football, and working closely with the Secret Service, I objected to that. It simply wasn’t a matter of her political agenda; it was national security. If the balloon went up, the Secret Service would need to find me as quickly as possible. Seconds matter. Finding the aide in military uniform made complete sense. Besides, what commander in chief wouldn’t want to advertise his leadership and command? She finally relented because the Secret Service weighed in. The Clintons are corrupt beyond words. Hillary is evil, vindictive, and profane. Hillary is a bitch.