Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost.
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Dash MacIntyre retweeted
30 Dec 2025
MORE CITIES SHOULD NAME THEIR DUMPS AFTER DONALD TRUMP
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2 Dec 2025
Deranged tips on staying healthy this winter from RFK Jr.!
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10 Jun 2025
The parade is more fitting for a 6 year-old-boy king from the 1400s than the President of the United States in 2025
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9 Apr 2025
The biggest losers of Trump's tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap MAGA hats from China to show their support for him.
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30 Mar 2025
Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
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21 Feb 2025
Donald Trump is so dumb, and the dumbest people in America are getting him to do the even dumber things Trump is too stupid to think up doing himself.
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21 Feb 2025
Trump is essentially doing a Brexit, except for the entire globe. He is shooting America in the leg for terrible and frankly belligerent reasons destroying and dismantling the world order we built that benefits and enriches us, and has prevented world war for decades.
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20 Feb 2025
Elon Musk would 100% fire any woman who came to work with her kid hanging around everywhere like he's doing with his kid.
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14 Jan 2025
Here's how you can live just like a Republican in 2025!
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9 Jan 2025
Trump’s ability to become a messianic blank canvas mascot for America’s belligerent ignoramuses is something future readers of history will find impossible to comprehend.
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9 Jan 2025
You would have just had to live through this era of the most superfluously aggrieved people in America voting for Republicans for decades against their own economic interests while coasting off the New Deal liberalism they think exploits them more than sociopathic billionaires.
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28 Dec 2024
For those keeping score at home, the first 2 Trump constituencies to have their faces eaten by the MAGA Leopard are tech bros and Indian-Americans.
The betting markets say Mexican-Americans' faces will be next when Trump starts mass deportations that abduct legal immigrants.
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27 Dec 2024
Vivek Ramaswamy basically thinks native-born Americans are Cletus from "The Simpsons."
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27 Oct 2024
Donald Trump will fill the bureaucracy with incel brown shirts inspired by American Nosferatu Stephen Miller and American Rasputin Steve Bannon, who is about to be let out of prison and free to commit new anarchist crimes of contempt against our self-government.
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21 Oct 2024
Hey, when you're going to vote don't forget that Donald Trump is right now being criminally investigated for hoarding our national secrets in a famously unsecure resort regularly attended by money-laundering foreign oligarchs.
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8 Oct 2024
Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant, absent father, corporate welfare queen of government handouts, and a climate change believer who lives only in big, cosmopolitan cities. He is literally everything the GOP has bitched about for 50 years.
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