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Ahmed retweeted
Jun 3
If anyone is hiring for a developer or knows of some roles. im in the market for a new role. Proficient in PHP, Python, JS, with the occasional C and Golang where needed aswell as quite a bit of experience with things like Terraform, Ansible, Linux, AWS, Docker, Kubernetes.
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Hajiyani Mehrunnisha Suleman Kazi of Beech Grove (off Garstang Rd) has passed away.
- mother of Anisa Bana
- sister of Hafiz Iqbal Kazi, Moulana Mohammed Farook Kazi, Hanif Kazi and Fatima Patel
May Allah bless her with jannatul firdous. Ameen
إِنا لِله وإِنا إِليه راجعون
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Ahmed retweeted
May 20
Block Hunters, Prepare ⛏️🟧
Parasite Pool
Monday May 25th 2026
4:20 PM EST
Home Miner Connection:
Stratum: parasite.wtf
Port: 42069
Alt: stratum tcp://parasite.wtf:42069
High Difficulty Connection Info:
stratum tcp://parasite.wtf:42068
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Ahmed retweeted
May 22
Oven is Pre Heated ahead of a big weekend leading into the Parasite Pool block party May 25th !
2 people just hit a 🥑 last block this morning ! (10T Share)
Prepare for 🟧3️⃣⛏️
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Ahmed retweeted
May 7
Hammer miner launch has been a success. But we want to hear from you!
What should our next release after the BC08 be? Drop a comment 👇
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Ahmed retweeted
Mar 25
As a chocaholic nothing would bring me more pleasure than for Cadburys to collapse.
They betrayed everyone when they closed down their factory in Birmingham and sold to a filthy American conglomerate.
A glass an a half in every dairy milk ended up three glugs of palm oil and a cheap labour plant in Poland.
Boycott the cunts
Mar 24
Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying.
People can taste the difference.
Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore.
Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!
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Ahmed retweeted
22 Nov 2025
Have you seen Schrodinger's axe?
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Ahmed retweeted
1 Aug 2025
One person said we should do a Gamma Giveaway.
Alright done, like and retweet this post and I'll pick a winner on Monday. If you don't follow us, your mistake. 😂
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Ahmed retweeted
2 Jan 2025
It's with pleasure that we announce the return of @craig_donnachie to the mining pool stocks. The @BlockMinerz_com pool is now live and able to be used.
Heaps of new features and more to come.
Check them out here: blockminerz.com/en
Remember - spread the hash to remain decentralised.
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Ahmed retweeted
3 Sep 2024
---| ANNOUNCEMENT |---
It's with great pleasure that we announce webwallet.telestai.io/ to be live!
The Telestai dev team have worked hard to produce a new and secure alternative to the Core wallet.
Check it out now and jump into the Discord to learn more.
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Ahmed retweeted
8 Aug 2024
--| ROADMAP ANNOUNCEMENT |--
Join our Discord and read more about the direction we're taking for the project.
discord.gg/m3SuJRyeAG
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Ahmed retweeted
9 Aug 2024
It's with pleasure that we announce an Audit of the core wallet has been conducted by neutral arbiter @y3tiCrypto and Telestai has passed with flying colours. Kudo's to @zachprice105 and team for their exceptional coding and integrity. See Discord for the Audit Report.
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Ahmed retweeted
13 Aug 2024
We're pleased to announce that we've wrapped Telestai and listed it on Uniswap for buyers.
An announcement to allow community miners to wrap their own coins and trade them will come shortly.
telestai.io/eth
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Ahmed retweeted
14 Aug 2024
--| NEW RELEASE |--
This release includes important updates to enhance the onboarding experience for new users joining the Telestai network:
--> Additional fixed seed nodes
--> Option to use a DNS seeder
github.com/Telestai-Project/…
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Ahmed retweeted
14 Aug 2024
Hey @SonOfATech , we appreciate your coverage of the project on your channel.
In a spirit of engaging with your coverage, could we provide some additional info to help clarify our position on things, as well as provide some info on our roadmap?
rumble.com/v5auh0d-nvidia-li…
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Ahmed retweeted
17 Aug 2024
🚀 Just submitted our request for Telestai through CoinGecko!
🎫 Request ID: CL1708240011
Look forward to our ticker being published soon!
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Ahmed retweeted
20 Aug 2024
Come join is in Discord and learn how to mine Telestai! We’d love to have you.
discord.gg/md6AWUfSGw
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