Marketer/writer/actor/co-creator of The Missus Downstairs, available now on Bell Fibe TV: tv1.bell.ca/fibetv1/shows/…
Joined January 2011
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11 Mar 2023
The King of Casual Jack's
Just going to pin this to my Twitter feed for when people ask me why Pittman is one of my favourite writers. He was also kind, generous, and very supportive of others trying to figure out what he had long mastered — not that he thought of it that way.
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Jun 4
“Your outie loves the Knicks”
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May 31
After 16 years of unconditional love, his paw prints
deserved a forever spot in our home. ❤️🐾🐾
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May 31
The New York Knicks are four wins away from their first championship in 53 years and the only thing standing in their way is a 9-foot-tall French Shaolin alien.
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May 30
Let’s give it up for @porterairlines for stringing along dozens of passengers en route to St. John’s, NL. Postponing the flight and waiting until 9:25 to cancel. Had they waited until 930, passengers would have been compensated. Now we’re all sleeping in the airport. BRAVO!
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May 26
At one point in time Anka and I shared the same agent. That’ll tell you how relevant this man is. Eejit.
May 25
Paul Anka: “Canada is homogeneous. Only now are they feeling it. A city like Toronto, there's over 400,000 immigrants. And their crime rate has gone through the roof.”
Bill Maher: “Yeah, no, Canada and England, both…”
Paul Anka:”That’s a whole other story, 8M.”
“Look at Sweden the other day. They said now they're vetting out those that they let in. If they don't have jobs, they're going back again. I've spent a lot of time in Scandinavia, and they’re a whole other different culture over there.”
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May 24
The second I hit the dementia floor this morning:
Resident (distraught): Ok, who the hell is running this meeting?!
Me: Uh, me?
R: Fine. Take roll call and let’s get on with it then.
M: Yes sir, absolutely sir. I’ll take minutes.
R: Bout time you did something around here.🤷
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May 21
I’ve spent the last couple months covering the Dean Penney murder trial and something has really bothered me.
People are taking our work, running it through AI platforms and posting utter slop on Facebook as if it’s their own work. Please don’t share this garbage.
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May 16
I don’t know much about Drake.
So, like — at least I got that going for me.
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May 10
A little Mother’s Day puppeteering with Ma on Mother’s Day. Managed to get a little grin out of her. Her ability to comprehend tone, even in end stage Alzheimer’s is a bit of a miracle to me.
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Sucks that when you get old and clean your room you don’t get any allowance for the effort.
Just a janky buzz off the Pine-Sol.
Take it where you can get it, I s’pose.
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On my lunch break using AI to create leftist truck decals. Don’t shoot me.
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Is there anywhere in town where I can shampoo the inside of my car... with a shampoo... thingy... or whatever.
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Apr 22
In case you were wondering — yes. Yes, buying a new car on the other side of the country is as stress free as it sounds.
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Apr 22
Ironically, Gen AI is only as good as the person behind its generation.
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Apr 21
Every year.
I can't believe it's snowing and cold in April.
Every. Single. Year.
It's the North Atlantic.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
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Japanese engineers developed a “Sword Tip Visualization System” for the Fencing World Championships, and it makes fencing look absolutely incredible to watch.
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