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3 Oct 2017
i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should have pizza
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10 Dec 2025
here’s my pitch for the nfl:
different color flags for offensive vs. defensive penalties.
thank you for your time.
@NFL
@PabloTorre
@minakimes
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Dave King retweeted
28 Mar 2025
Your prescription has been refilled. Common Side Effects Season 2 is underway
#commonsideeffects #adultswim
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5 Mar 2025
people make jokes now about how the whole thing was a "fake" controversy. i lived through it. i was there. that suit could not have been tanner.
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31 Jan 2025
I remember wondering how this actor was able to be so present— I mean actually be present. Like, how did he actually get there. I don’t remember hiring him, but watching this made me wonder “who” he was and how did he manage to actually “get on” the set. Fascinating insights from Justin Theroux who I do recall actually working with, I think, a long time ago maybe.
#Severance
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28 Jan 2025
working on a reboot of it’s like you know called it’s like it’s like you know you know
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27 Jan 2025
Sunday 11:30pm Adult Swim/Max streaming next day. Voice of @DaveKingThing co created by @helytimes
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8 Nov 2024
debates are deback by the way
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27 Nov 2022
STOP👏RAISING👏ONE👏LEG👏TO👏DO👏THE👏HEISMAN 👏POSE👏THE👏STATUE👏HAS👏BOTH👏FEET👏ON👏THE👏GROUND👏YOU’RE👏JUST👏DOING👏A👏BAD👏 DESMOND👏HOWARD👏IMPRESSSION
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24 Sep 2024
saw megalopolis and my takeaway is that shia looks like mark linn-baker now
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22 Aug 2024
my pick to play tim walz on snl is future islands’ sam herring
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Dave King retweeted
20 Aug 2024
Today my new special Bad Poetry is available on @netflix. This is what my comedy is like. I hope you like it… bitch
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Dave King retweeted
6 Aug 2024
FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX
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Dave King retweeted
5 Aug 2024
Some men just want to watch the world learn... FX's new comedy English Teacher premieres 9.2. Stream on Hulu.
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Dave King retweeted
26 Jul 2024
Common Side Effects, our new animated dark comedy thriller is coming to Adult Swim/Max, here’s a taste:
youtube.com/watch?v=FgkQQCFa…
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17 Jul 2024
ok here's the plan
8 years of kamala
joe comes back well rested for second term in 2032
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Writer @DaveKingThing joins @jimoheir and @greglevine on #ParksandRecollection! They discuss Ben’s return home to Partridge, Indiana, and the many references to “Infinite Jest” sprinkled throughout the episode. Listen: listen.teamcoco.com/7dPxqU-w
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15 Jul 2024
RT @Nick_Offerman: Dear friends. I am donating two custom Wendell Berry stools, a versatile and gorgeous rump-resting station (3-legged mil…
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13 Jul 2024
okay so far we know the shooter wasn’t richard simmons or dr. ruth
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12 Jul 2024
lfg, etc
25 Jun 2024
Debateheads: some intriguing news. COMMON SIDE EFFECTS, a new animated show co-created by Steve and featuring the voice of Dave King will be premiering on Adult Swim and Max later this year. (1/2)
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