Swooping in from Connecticut to buy Pennsylvania's Senate seat. (Parody)

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Do you remember… the 21st night of September? 🎶 Here’s a look at how far my campaign has come since our launch one year ago. #PASen
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I’m going to need a “yang-ling” after this.

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Shipping jobs overseas is good for business and good for my Wall Street friends.
PA Senate candidate Dave McCormick says he “doesn’t really care” about outsourcing jobs. “So, I don't really care if we're not manufacturing T-shirts, or rugs, or a variety of other things that aren't critical to our economy. I don't really care ... if those jobs are elsewhere."
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You know the law that capped the price of insulin at $35 a month for seniors? I want to repeal it.
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When you go to vote, don’t forget – I promise to: ✔️Repeal the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law ✔️Maximize tax cuts for the ultra-rich and corporations ✔️Undermine women’s and workers’ rights. Vote for me.
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I bet against US Steel. So what? It made me rich.
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You can count on me to repeal the infrastructure law. Why are we investing in American manufacturing? I’ve got guys in China for that. And road repairs? Who even drives anymore? Aren’t we all in private jets?
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I won’t apologize for my success or for making money off the lost jobs and wages of Pennsylvanians.
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I’m a businessman, but I don’t think Medicare should be able to negotiate the cost of drug prices. You can count on me when it comes to standing with corporations and standing up to the little guy.
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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Social Security and Medicare aren’t sustainable. Especially when I expand our corporate tax breaks.
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Don’t worry about the price of gas, guys. My wife is on the board of Exxon.
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Bob Casey says that I silenced and threatened sexual harassment victims in my time as CEO of Bridgewater. What else was I supposed to do? I could’ve lost my bonus!
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Oops — wrong on my record again. Here's what I really think about access to IVF: heartlandsignal.com/2024/03/…
Sen. Casey, I support access to IVF. And unlike you, I won’t push divisive lies just to score political points. As a CEO I was proud to make IVF available and as Senator it will be a priority of mine. Months ago, as you know, I proposed a $15,000 IVF tax credit because right now, only wealthy people can afford fertility treatment — and that’s wrong. Once elected I will introduce this legislation in the Senate and work to get it passed with widespread support.
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Pro-tip: always trust your gut. Everyone said to stay away from China, but I didn’t listen. I listened to my gut and invested in China’s leading producer of fentanyl. I made millions.
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Oh look, it’s me and my best friend, Doug.  
He loves me, and I love him.
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David McCormick has stood proudly next to Doug Mastriano, who: ✔️ Is an election denier. ✔️ Uses antisemitic rhetoric. ✔️ Believes in criminal convictions for women who get abortions.
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Want to know a secret? I moved back to Pennsylvania to run for Senate because I heard fall is the best time of the year. Let me know your favorite hikes! Can’t wait to go home to Connecticut after Election Day.
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I’m all about the hardworking Pennsylvanians! I read about them while managing hedge funds in Connecticut. It sounds like hard work. I mean, I’m all about THEM doing the hard work, to be clear.
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Nothing says ‘I’m one of you’ like spending 12 years in Connecticut and buying a house in Pennsylvania just to run for Senate. Right?
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