If I'm a being of pure energy, why am I so tired all the time? Not such a big fan of Nazis. Generally weird and out of touch with reality. He/Him
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31 Jan 2023
@podsothoth I'm a fellow FOD and Lovecraft stan. Heard your ad on @GreatestTrek and binged all your discussion eps yesterday. I skipped the readings only because I've read all the stories several times. Great pod, I subscribed
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31 Jan 2023
I liked the reading I did hear (Cats of Ulthar-- my favorite Lovecraft short). You did a great job!
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29 Jan 2023
Evergreen tweet
29 Jan 2023
Which is why I am a big advocate for punching dudes in the dick.
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29 Jan 2023
How much does it cost to feed these shoes? Is vegan shoe food cheaper than an all meat shoe diet?
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New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
29 Jan 2023
1958: Only the FA Cup final is broadcast on TV.
1988: Live football is broadcast once a week.
2018: Football is on TV every night.
2048: Any time anyone in the world kicks a spherical object a video is automatically downloaded onto your brain chip. You cannot opt out.
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29 Jan 2023
Proposal: if a cop is involved with a shooting and they "forgot to turn on their body cam" they should be immediately charged with first-degree murder.
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29 Jan 2023
For those non car nerds who follow me, a Nissan Frontier is a Japanese truck, not an American Pony Car. AI strikes out again. #aifail
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27 Jan 2023
Do you like podcasts? About interesting stuff? Well, @AlexSchmidty and @KatieGoldin are together again for the first time on @SIFpod! This is going to R O C K
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New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
26 Jan 2023
You actually don't know two of those things
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22 Jan 2023
People seem worried about AI taking over the world but until it stops making stupid mistakes like this I'm not sweating.
Either that or the person who made this story need to be fired
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22 Jan 2023
My fear: the @Chiefs change their name and get rid of all the problematic symbols and the crowd changes the Indian War Chant to everyone wearing blackface and putting on a minstrel show.
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20 Jan 2023
Jfc
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19 Jan 2023
Thing you didn't know you needed to see: mole walking above ground
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18 Jan 2023
Night Court?
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15 Jan 2023
What 23 year old has anything to do BUT chisel away on rocks? Some of us have jobs, slacker?
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New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
15 Jan 2023
LIFE HACK: Avoid a case of Sunday night dread by feeling a constant sense of dread every minute of every day.
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11 Jan 2023
Applebee's now has BAGS OF CHEETOS for an appetizer. What the actual fuck?
Applebee's board member #1: Everyone thinks we're white trash. What do we do?
Applebee's board member #2: Fuck, let's embrace it
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11 Jan 2023
Getting my hair cut but the shitty Christian music playing is going to kill me first. At least my corpse will look fresh, hair wise
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11 Jan 2023
I just get my head shaved so it's not like it's hard
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11 Jan 2023
Also: if someone spends money on my funeral I will haunt you from the grave
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