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your boy @DavidABuster

I was young and needed the money

Joined September 2010
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your boy@DavidABuster
2 Mar 2019
The Ass That Launched 1000 Shits
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One time I saw a child so rotund, I was brought to tears
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MONTAUK MO@DruChainz_
Jun 8
Once, always.
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
Jun 8
The Spurs might be down 2-0 but that isn’t stopping Wemby from getting in some drawing time in Gramercy Park
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pussy gets boring
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kamala harris stop sending me feet pics challenge [impossible]
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I’m fuckin manu ginobli
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Alright Billy, this guy’s a walking WAR machine. He’s got an 0.467 OPS, 43 stolen bases, and he hits for power. The best part, he can strike out the side too. His only flaw is in pretty sure he’s in a fuckin’ wheelchair
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My drag name is Poly Esther
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Imagine seeing Shallow Hal in theaters 2 months after the towers went down
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getting served divorce papers while installing our new bidet was not on my 2026 bingo card.
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my dick is chinese 很好
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when they circumcised me I told the doctor to “keep the change”
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CDLs and BBLs
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I take shits in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in
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my kid’s first words were “should we get a bag”
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imagine the epstein files revealing you got framemogged by later years steve hawking
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If Andrew Yang just said he was Jeremy Lin he would’ve won
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*in an alternate universe* Sorry Dr. Humphrey, but I’m going to need to get a second opinion before agreeing to such a risky surgery. No hard feelings of course, I just need to be sure. I hope you can understand Lil’Jordan
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perfect day for the less fortunate to deliver me treats
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I was circumcised via erosion
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Trump would have crushed the More Cowbell sketch. Christopher Walken could have never won a Stacey Abrams led Georgia….
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