Captive Iowan. Semi-Professional Gambler. Lover of Baseball & Rasslin. Sarcasm is my love language.

Joined June 2012
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I’ll take “Things Bret Hart would never do” for $2,000, Ken.
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The W now stands for WALK-OFF LFG #GoCubsGo #Cubs

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RIP, Ted Turner. He lived another 25 years after WCW ended. I highly recommend the HBO Max documentary, Call Me Ted. 🫡
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Ted Turner, the billionaire media entrepreneur and philanthropist who launched the 24-hour cable TV news revolution when he founded CNN in 1980, has died. He was 87. cnn.it/42Qmj0R
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David C. Andersen retweeted
I don't think Mick Foley's on Twitter or I'd tag him but I want to state publicly that while I've always liked him, he has just become my favorite person in the world. I wish all the boys had his backbone and, more importantly, his morals.
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It’s not every day you get the opportunity to tell your favorite Pro Wrestling Announcer how much his work has meant to your life while wearing an authentic 1996 WCW Monday Nitro sweatshirt; but luckily enough - today was that day. Thank you, @tonyschiavone24!
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David C. Andersen retweeted
A picture is worth a thousand words!! Trimming our tree. Haven’t been able to do this for almost 2 decades. Thanks to my good friend ⁦@RealDDP⁩ ⁦@DDPYoga⁩. Thank you Jesus!!!
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David C. Andersen retweeted
11-2-16! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CUBS FANS! THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED WAS ON A WEDNESDAY IN CLEVELAND 9 YEARS AGO TODAY! THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS! 8-7 IN 10! #Cubs #WorldSeriesChampions #FlyThew  #GoCubsGo

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Man, I wanted the Blue Jays to win so bad. Damn.
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Had a great, quick convo with The GOAT, @tonyschiavone24 at the San Antonio airport this morning. You never know when you’ll get the chance to say thank you again to the voice of your childhood for being the source of so many wonderful moments in your life. Thank you, Tony!
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Life moves pretty fast. One day I’m excitedly waiting for my online purchases of CDs & DVDs to arrive; and now I’m excitedly waiting for my online purchases of Hims hair regrowth & Cologuard to arrive.
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The Brewers made an L flag in an attempt to troll the Cubs after winning the NLDS. The Brewers then proceeded to bring the photo full circle by getting swept by the Dodgers in the NLCS. 😂 Fly The L, Dummies.
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David C. Andersen retweeted
As Americans we have a right to disagree. As humans we have a obligation to protect our children and young adults from the sexual predators who abuse and traffic our most precious souls. We really actually live in a country where politicians would hold up a vote to uncover this?
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David C. Andersen retweeted
10 Sep 2025
A career for the history books.
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Cubs legend Anthony Rizzo announces his retirement after 14 MLB seasons.
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ANTHONY RIZZO IS RETIRING A CHICAGO CUB! ANTHONY RIZZO FOREVER. CUB FOR LIFE.

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Kyle F’n Schwarber! Glad to see him proving the Cubs were fools to non-tender him a few years back.
10 Sep 2025
KYLE SCHWARBER REACHES 50 HOME RUNS!
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Kenny Lofton should be in the Baseball Hall Of Fame. I will die on this hill.
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Since @paramountco made a financial decision to cancel @colbertlateshow, I made a financial decision to cancel my @paramountplus subscription. Can’t wait to see where @StephenAtHome goes next.
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1997 Bret Hart was 100% correct about America in 2025. #BretHartWasRight
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Still can’t believe this is a real thing. Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Perry Lang, Chris Bianco & the staff at AirBNB for giving us a once in a lifetime experience. 💙
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