🌺 DA FISH STORY (Pigeon Edition) 🌺 Eh, get dis Hawaiian braddah, Japanese uncle, and Portuguese kane — all tree stay best friends from small-kid time. One day dey go fishin’ off Waikiki wit’ one sampan dat look like it wen survive Pearl Harbor twice. Hawaiian guy throw net, yell:
“EH, DA AHI STAY BITE! I CAN FEEL UM IN MY OKOLES!” Japanese guy baitin’ hook all scientific:
“No, no — gotta use iku, not opae. I read um in Fishing Monthly Japan.” Portuguese guy drinkin’ Heineken, wavin’ linguiça:
“YOU TWO SHUT UP! WE CATCH NOTHING ‘CAUSE NO PRAYER TO SAINT PETER!
NOT SAINT IKE!” Den BAM — GIANT ULUA bite, pull da Hawaiian overboard! He splashin’:
“PULL ME UP! DIS FISH BIGGAH DAN MY EX-WIFE!” Japanese guy: “One… two… REE-LAX… let um run!” Portuguese guy throw sausage in water:
“EAT DIS LINGUIÇA, NOT MY FRIEND!
SAINT PETER — I GIVE YOU HALF MY SAIMIN!” Finally pull him up — he holdin’ one tiny weke. “Brah… thought was marlin… jus’ one baby fish wit’ attitude.” Japanese guy: “Scientific method fail. Next time, GPS.” Portuguese guy crack beer:
“TO DA ULUAS DAT ALMOST KILL US!
AND SAINT PETER — YOU OWE ME SAIMIN!” Den all tree laugh, eat da weke wit’ shoyu, go home wit’ no fish story… BUT PLENNY SAIMIN. DAS HAWAII, BRAH.
ALOHA ‘TIL DA NEXT BITE. 🐟🍺🌺