Where the laughter never stops/starts.
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David Chisholm retweeted
Jun 9
Alan Partridge tries to explain the format of the 1994 World Cup finals with the never-to-be-forgotten Soccermeter.
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 15 - 'we ask those who have sought the easy way out by attributing defeats to perceived refereeing errors to reflect...'
One week later...
May 22 - KMI Panel (on SFA website) - 'VAR was incorrect to intervene and the penalty was incorrectly awarded for handball after OFR'
May 15
Scottish FA statement.
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May 22
What was the fucking point?
May 22
BREAKING: The KMI panel has ruled that Celtic should not have been awarded a penalty versus Motherwell last week
The panel said that John Beaton was right not to award the penalty initially and that VAR should not have intervened
🔗onlrl.co/yp9nya
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 22
Vitally important that Stenhousemuir’s role in end of season mayhem is not ignored.
The SPFL has opened several disciplinary investigations following incidents at recent matches, including this month’s title-deciding matches between Celtic and Heart of Midlothian and Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Hamilton Academical.
ℹ️ spfl.co.uk/news/multiple-dis…
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 15
Heart of Midlothian is on the verge of breaking four decades of dominance by Celtic and Rangers with one of the most improbable campaigns Scottish soccer has ever seen. on.wsj.com/4dlgnlq
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 15
Each occasion as special a moment as the next 🎤 🎶
Thank you, Colin Chisholm! ♥️
May 14
What a season. From sitting anonymously in our season ticket seats 18 rows behind us, to this. Will never ever forget this run at Tynecastle, whatever happens next.🇱🇻
Thanks for all the lovely comments over the past few months. It means the world.
100% record too! 4 out of 4.🤝🏻
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May 14
How’s your cucks wank battle getting on mate? Did anyone get back to you yet?
May 14
Begging cunt.
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May 14
What a season. From sitting anonymously in our season ticket seats 18 rows behind us, to this. Will never ever forget this run at Tynecastle, whatever happens next.🇱🇻
Thanks for all the lovely comments over the past few months. It means the world.
100% record too! 4 out of 4.🤝🏻
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 13
Absolutely sensational booking though, you must admit. Hearts now go into Saturday as the biggest babyfaces in word football. Celtic, finally being recognised by the masses as the corrupt, evil force they are. Rangers, doing a dark match where news sites report they worked drunk.
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 13
🗣️ “What an atmosphere in this place. It’s a colosseum.”
Colin Chisholm is ready to give another rendition of The Hearts Song at Tynecastle as they face Falkirk in a 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗲 game, live @SkyFootball from 7pm 📺
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 13
🎶 For the final time this season…
Colin Chisholm sings The Hearts Song at Tynecastle before kick off! ⤵️
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May 13
Who’s that? Who’s that guy?
That’s my Dad. That’s Colin Chisholm.
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 13
This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.
May 13
Celtic were awarded a penalty following this incident x.com/jeremydokubelg/status/…
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 10
😅 May 10, 2025 - Heart of Midlothian confirmed their Premiership safety with a 3-0 win over Motherwell.
🇪🇺 May 10, 2026 - Heart of Midlothian confirmed Champions League qualification.
Massive progress over the last 12 months 📈
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David Chisholm retweeted
May 10
🔝 Top of the league with two to go
📈 Record points total and counting
🇪🇺 Champions League qualifiers guaranteed
All eyes now on Wednesday night and a massive game at a sold out Tynecastle Park! 🇱🇻
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David Chisholm retweeted
Job done
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There is nothing like an English tourist league fan trying to slag anything about Scottish football to bring the entire country together. So hard not to bite to any of this shite, so thanks everyone for doing it for me!🤝
No matter how bad this week has been...
It could be worse.
We could have this at Villa Park 😂
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What a day. So loud in the stadium that he missed the start.😅
Unbelievable.🇱🇻
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