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Handful🍆 @DavidHandful

🔞🔞 They say I’m a handful, but that’s why you have 2 hands 🤷🏻‍♂ Answer all my DM’s on OF 🤍

Joined May 2020
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Handful🍆@DavidHandful
27 Aug 2022
Got to meet @JJKnightXXX and show him a little magic trick 🤤
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“Men aren’t supposed to have long hair” yeah & your mom was supposed to swallow that night, but here we both are 🙄
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idk who needs to hear this, but just bc you live on the top floor of your building, does not mean you live in the pent house…
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To the convertible that didn’t yield to the pedestrian cross walk on Biscayne Bay… I hope my espresso re-decorated your cars cream interior, very nicely. 🫶🏻
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comical to think that in December I was let go from my “dream job” & absolutely distraught when the company said that they were “going in a different direction.” now today I just interviewed two people…not including the additional three that applied, for my own business 💫
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Bumped into my old boss, outside of my shop, yesterday. After the look on his face; I can attest that success is 100% the best revenge 😁
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between my apartment & my shop, i’m paying FL Power damn near a thousand dollars a month… I feel like i at least deserve a free t-shirt or some shit at this point?? 🫠
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I came down with the flu the first week I took over my shop. Thankfully, my pops flew down to help me run everything, while I was sick. Now, his friendly ass has a fan club in MIA….like why tf is Dj Holiday asking me about my pops?¿?¿ 😭💀
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Finalized the purchase of my smoke shop yesterday & did record sales for the month, today. I’ll take that as a good sign 🤞🏼🍾
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yall think they’re putting tariffs on tricking…?? Asking for a friend 👀
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just out of curiosity, do you find yourself watching your “for you” TL or your “following” TL more??? interested to hear these responses 🤔
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A guy asked me out today & it was odd not being the one to do the asking….does this mean i’m the girl in this situation?? 💀
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check out one of the coolest airbnbs next time you’re in MIA 💫🌴 (four legged fluff not included) 🌀
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airbnb.com/l/BuKFJUp4
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If Miami keeps getting anymore expensive & the economy keeps getting any worse, I’m just going to do fraud and go to white collar prison…. everything is scheduled, it’s dedicated workout time, free meals, no bills… it really isn’t starting to sound too bad at this point 💀😂
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oh i’m about to spam tf out of my TL now that I can finally post from my photos & everything….feels good to be back 😋
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I blame my nascar driving skills on my Pops, as a kid, he was the one that always told me the yellow light means speed up 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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bow, bow, bow, I fucked yo baby dad…or whatever Sexxy Redd said 🤷🏻‍♂️
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