Talk Show Host. Stooge. Not really David Letterman. RP.
Joined January 2014
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14 Apr 2014
I'm retiring next year. It's been fun. But, it's time to go.
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25 Feb 2014
That uh, Jimmy Fallon took over the Tonight Show last week, and I thought he did a good job.
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1 Feb 2014
And he said, 'Hey, we'll close that bridge when we come to it".
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1 Feb 2014
Governor Christie was asked, 'Do you think this will hurt your chances of being president of the United States".
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31 Jan 2014
Chris Christie knew about the lane closures all along. He also knew about the Double Down, the Baconator, and the Big King.
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31 Jan 2014
I hope Justin and his Bieber end up being New York City cab drivers in 30 years.
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31 Jan 2014
People think I hate Jay Leno. But, I don't. And I never have. 31.media.tumblr.com/11b4e756…
31 Jan 2014
The Super Bowl will be followed by the Republican rebuttal.
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31 Jan 2014
So thrilled that the Tonight Show is coming back to New York. And I'm still not hosting it.
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31 Jan 2014
Tickets for the Super Bowl are still on sale. If you can get to them without being caught in traffic because of Chris Christie.