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TOTAL VICTORY
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Hey Iranians, it's time. Operation A for Azadi has commenced.
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I call him Awesome Munir
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Exclusive photo of WWII negotiations taking place
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Today's peace deal is brought to you by @Docusign. Promocode "FreeIran" for 10% off your next Memorandum of Understanding.
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Did @Docusign provoke the Iran war as a viral guerrilla ad campaign? And why aren't we allowed to ask questions????
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Rubio signing the Iran deal via @Docusign
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Asim, you can stop calling me every 5 minutes. I will not sign the deal.
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I would like to reiterate that I am not party to the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding
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MIND-BLOWING
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Me money vs meme money
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Who wants swag?
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How lucky are we that the RICHEST man in the world measures his wealth by his contribution to humanity
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Immediately following the signing of the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding, I will be attempting to overthrow the Iranian regime.
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I was accidentally sent the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding via @Docusign. Should I sign it??
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The biggest winner of the Iran deal is @Docusign
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No man should have 1 trillion dollars. The limit should be 900 billion.
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🚨🚨 Iran deal coming in next 24 minutes, or 24 hours, or 24 days, or 24 years.
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Trump wanted to sign in Europe. Iran wanted to sign in a Muslim country. So they settled on England.
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Old school richest man vs new school richest man
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The heir to the trillionaire's heir had the aire of a trillionaire
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