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David KC @DavidMuttering

Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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David KC@DavidMuttering
21 Feb 2021
I was in charge of cheese and biscuits last night. I am 47 years old.
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Catching up with some World Cup highlights and good results for Australia, Canada, USA and Scotland. Always good to see the colonies prosper.
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When you're having a bit of an explore outside, but are startled by a goldfinch
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Not sure how many paws Michael has, but it seems excessive.
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Some of the birthday haul, including the Columbia shirt I bought for myself, and featuring kinetic entry from Michael's ear (bottom right) as she tried to leap back onto the shirt...
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Not a lot of time for a birthday this morning, but I opened a couple of cards and presents. Michael enjoyed the wrapping paper.
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It's excellent weather for the London Legal Walk
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Goose family doing well
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David KC retweeted
Kalisher Trust@KalisherTrust
Jun 6
The Kalisher Play is coming. 26.7.26 Middle Temple. Stay tuned.
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Michael is now free of a collar / cone and doing well.
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Old Gassy@OldGassy1984
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Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...
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Geese, goslings and Mandarin ducks growing into their adult feathers
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Next she'll escape into the Los Angeles underground, and still wanted by the government, survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find her. Maybe you can hire...
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Am I still managing? No. Laters!(4,4)
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Michael has had her post-op check up and all is fine. Alas, there was an extremely undignified incident with a thermometer and she's still processing the experience.
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David KC@DavidMuttering
May 29
Opened the curtains to see this young fellow
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Opened the curtains to see this young fellow
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Michael wasn't sure what to make of this invasion into her convalescence. Friend or foe?
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Having changed into her Flexible Flower of Shame, Michael's irritation level has dropped sharply to 13 out of 10.
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Misery and vengefulness
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Michael visits the vets tomorrow for what she euphemistically refers to as 'a procedure'. Me, I like to call a spayed a spayed.
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