Author of Achieving Admission (available in paperback and on Amazon Kindle). Once wrote baseball quotation books.

Joined January 2011
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ACHIEVING ADMISSION is now in print. Order yours today. It’s the entertaining and informative guide to getting into college. amazon.com/dp/1792114869/ref…

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I’m posting right now on the off chance that this is the final post anyone ever makes on Twitter.
Cognitively There retweeted
I told Dusty Baker after his World Series win that I would write a poem for him. And then voice it. So here it is… Special thanks to the incredible team at @WatchMarquee (Ethan Kass, Jon Roemer and Patrick Toole) #Cubs @astros #Astros #MLB @MLB
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Astros felt bad about sweeping Seattle so they let them play two games today.
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Former @SJS_Review editor gets her first @nytimes byline. This adviser couldn’t be prouder. Way to go, Brooke!
so honored to have been able to help with this piece by @remytumin !! nytimes.com/2022/09/16/us/po…
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Excellent reporting from former @SJS_Review editor @BrookeKushwaha
BREAKING: Plane of 48 refugees surprise-lands in Martha’s Vineyard, causing a scramble for interpreters and resources. Story developing. vineyardgazette.com/news/202…
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BREAKING: Facebook changing its name to World B. Freebook
There were so many new pharmaceutical ads during the @TheEmmys that I though I was watching the nightly news.
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The scoreboard operator at Minute Maid Park didn’t get the memo that the A’s left town.
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How does a professional basketball player not know the free throw rule? Asking for a friend.
Gaylord Perry was inducted into the @MLB HOF in 1991 and *now* suddenly everybody is realizing that pitchers are trying to gain an advantage over batters who are trying to get an edge against them and you all make me tired.
My former quiz bowl captain is going to be on the show (he’s answering Marie Curie in the promo). Go Shomik!
When she was a HS freshman, she walked right up and interviewed senior @IAmJustise and now she’s got a big story about @TransGriot in the latest @TexasObserver. Keep tackling the big stories, @capaciousmood (aka Irene), and stay fearless!
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Commitment to the bit: @sullybaseball has been predicting a @Padres pitcher will toss their first no-hitter ever day for years—today Joe Musgrove made him look like a genius.
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As a person who read so many of those campus publications, I look forward to reading your next article when the magazine arrives in my mailbox—and then having you autograph it when I see you again. Congrats!
finalized copy today on my FIRST print article (for a non-campus publication) !! so if you want that in your mailbox you can subscribe to the Observer for the low low price of $2.92 a month (you also get a koozie) texasobserver.org/join/
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For the past four years I’ve been dealing with an Inception-esque return to normalcy—every time I get out of one level, I find myself in another. And now I’m not sure if I’ll ever get completely back to normal because I forgot to bring a totem.
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Hello, internet heroes, I would like you to do to my @footlocker and defunct Cannon Films stock whatever it is you did for @GameStop K thanks
Today is my 10-year Twitterversary—and in the last decade I have amassed a mighty 200 followers, but I didn’t lose any last week, so I must be doing it right. Cheers!
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Tommy Lasorda was like none other, he coached third base even after he became Dodgers manager, brought up all his guys from Triple-A, and after losing to New York twice in the WS, finally defeated the Yankees in 1981. And he was a quote machine... A sampling...
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And Lasorda knew how to survive in baseball: “If you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you’re up in the stands with them.”
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And finally, on what it meant to be a Dodger: “When you say you’re a Padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you’re a Cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is Pope. But when you’re a Dodger, everybody knows you’re in the major leagues.”