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This is how Nigeria rewards law abiding citizens versus how Nigeria rewards terrorists
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David Osemene retweeted
Replying to @jon_d_doe
That's why I admire my mum. My father died when I was 2 and she never remarried-- she chose to love us. My mum and her younger sister played a very huge role. It is just sad that I'm yet to actually show them how grateful I am the way that I will be fulfilled.
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Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police. Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
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"Look at the way terrørists are k!ll!ng people and posting the videos on social media. This is the result of the votes some people sold during the last election." — Livinus Nwosu, while visiting villagers and showing them a videos and pictures of several victims of terrørists att@cks, urged them not to sell their votes ahead of the 2027 elections and encouraged them to register for and obtain their Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs).
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I was tired of manual prospecting, so I built a self-hosted AI outreach engine using local Docker, n8n, and Groq. The pipeline automatically pulls leads from sheets, filters out duplicates, uses Llama 3.1 to draft hyper-focused pitches, and emails them on autopilot. #n8n
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David Osemene retweeted
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Dear @elonmusk Nigerians need your help. Internet access here feels like a scam. We pay for data from MTN Nigeria, Airtel Nigeria, and Globacom, but speeds are unreliable and data disappears faster than it should. Nigerians consumed 4 billion gigabytes of data in just 3 months. January to March 2026. N3.33 trillion spent on data alone. Starlink is already a game changer, but pricing keeps it out of reach for millions who need it most. Make Starlink more affordable in Nigeria. You won’t just disrupt a market. You’ll unlock opportunities for millions of young people building, learning, and working online every day. Africa is ready and Nigeria is waiting. @Starlink #Starlink #Nigeria #FixTheInternet
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I just saw something from people I consider my friends and I wished life was at least a little easy. It's okay!
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Week 10 of my digital marketing journey with @TSAcademyOnline
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- First Nyanya bomb blast, that okpa woman that died in the park, I knew her - Second Nyanya bomb blast, my friend Dennis lost his older brother - Banex Bomb blast killed Isaiah whom I used to do laptop deals with. - One of my closest friends till date serves in the Air Force as an SF Currently and has been shot at, ambushed, with the hilux climbing an IED. If the US fails to be lethal with Boko Haram and ISWAP then I think the Nigerian government and other civil society groups should call in Israel Israel does better precision strikes. If America does not maintain the momentum they have started with, then a deal MUST be made with Israel to rain hell on those animals Since 2009. It's been 14 straight years of people dying. It's been 14 years of politicians in the North playing politics with terrorism. It's been 14 years. A very large chunk of our crude oil money from the south has been sunk into this nonsense war being fought by these animals. Crude oil money that would have been used for something better. We are using it to buy Mraps and bullets. It won't be well with all the terrorists. Don't worry, they will beg on their graves in the next two years.
You want to explain to me how it feels? You don’t carry gun for your life before? You don arm bomb for your life before? I spent my life in the frontline. Maybe you should sit this one out.
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The kind of Loss that makes you frown and smile at the same time.
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Week 3 of my Digital marketing journey with @TSAcademyOnline
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I just reached a new milestone in my Digital marketing learning journey with @TSAcademyOnline . The experience has been incredibly rewarding.
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Just concluded my first Digital marketing class with @TSAcademyOnline
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The code vs the result. Almost gave up at one point but, nah!!!
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If you like, drop your guard. There will be no justice for you in this country.
A Nigerian Catholic priest carries a shotgun as he leads his faithful in prayer after a massacre on Christians in his area by Islamist Fulani militias. Catholics are not pacifists 🇳🇬
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Thanks for the correction! Truth is, I posted not out of ignorance. I just knew there would be someone to help me identify the snake correctly. The location AI gave was why I posted it(cause I wasn't satisfied with the answer).
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You cannot just rely on AI overview for animal identification. The last time I checked, Nigeria is not in the Middle East. How, then, can you say that a snake found in Nigeria is a desert cobra? You need adequate knowledge about the snakes, their habitat and regions before you can identify most of them. It will take a while before we can begin to trust these AIs.
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David Osemene retweeted
The "God" you believe in is a direct function of which group of people successfully dominated your ancestors first. Before Europeans and Arabs brought their gods, your ancestors had their own gods too. Humanity has believed in no fewer than 5,000 different gods across 10,000 years of known human history. The relatively young Abrahamic "God" you have been conditioned to think of as self-evident through childhood brainwashing, would be just as ridiculous to your ancestors as their multiple animal spirit gods are to you today. And while you proudly display your mental colonisation by insisting that your ancestors were moronic heathens for believing in wood carvings that looked like them instead of believing in a light-skinned Mohammed or a Caucasian Jesus who floats in the sky and spies on you when you're watching Pornhub, there is an Indian somewhere who also knows with great certainty that his blue elephant God with 6 hands and 4 eyes is definitely the True God, and everyone else mentioned in this tweet is an ignorant heathen. "God" is a metaphor created by visionary men trying to build small tribes into great societies. Religions and their constituent rules and beliefs are societal building blocks intended to catalyse the growth of a small fishing village into an empire with rules, social delineation, and fixed roles for everyone in the society, down to the social delinquents and the prostitutes. That is why in every major religion ever known to man, the visual representation of the "God" or gods at its centre ALWAYS physically resembles either the people in the society that created the religion, or physical entities that the society is familiar with. That's why the Roman Catholic Jesus is a white man, even though you'd have to be retarded to think that white people lived in Palestine 2,000 years ago. That's why Sàngó is a black West African male with plaited 4C hair and he carries a West African axe. That's why Allah only speaks Arabic and the religion built around him requires a physical pilgrimage to a town in the Hejaz, which was once the core of the society that created that religion. That's why Ganesh is personified as an Indian elephant and not say, a hippo - the society that created Ganesh was visually familiar with Indian elephants, but had no way of knowing about the existence of hippos in Zimbabwe. That's why Thor is a blond, pale-skinned Scandinavian male who carries the sort of hammer that was local to the society that created Thor. That's why Zeus - created by a society with a warm, wet Mediterranean climate - wields lightning bolts and thunderstorms instead of dust storms or snow blizzards. In fact, Africa has the unfortunate distinction of being the ONLY civilisation in recorded human history that has been made to embrace religions created by external societies, personified by gods that do not look like them or speak their language. And no surprises, it's also the civilisation with the greatest number of confused souls living with the world's most profound identity crisis. The ability to lay these thoughts out in sequence and achieve a logical conclusion - that the gods and religions you are carrying on your soft heads are metaphorical devices that were not created for your individual or societal benefit - is what can be defined as "intellect." Not "believing in God" because that's all that has ever been smashed into your head since before you were old enough to talk. You're not remotely intellectual - you're just brainwashed and terrified to confront what is inside your own head.
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