a himbo with thoughts on movies & games
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Because some of you skip this EVERYTIME and you’re in a relationship
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ok guys i have an idea. what if horror movies. featured trauma. as a metaphor
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Happy pride to everyone EXCEPT the demon twink who tried to squeeze past me in a darkroom last weekend and caught their mesh top on my nipple piercing without realizing it and KEPT WALKING UNTIL I STOPPED THEM
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May 29
“Gay culture”?
U mean the results from my rectal swab
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Sleeping in a flowerpot. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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May 19
And other fun things you can do with numbers.
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May 14
i get horny off that movie theater popcorn
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May 12
My bank account calls for aid
LEGO Icons Lord of the Rings Minas Tirith coming June 4 for $649.99. Has 8,278 pieces, making this one of the largest LEGO sets ever. zdcs.link/9wBMDA #ad
LEGO LotR Orc Grond GWP with the set: zdcs.link/a56kZO
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my husband is employed and that doesn’t stop him so i don’t know how to help you
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helping my unemployed friend look for a job in order to reduce the amount of reels they send me
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I’m manifesting: Nathan Fielder hosting the Oscars as an elaborate prank for an upcoming season of The Rehearsal
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Feb 26
he gets it
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Feb 12
He gave his dad a gummy and took him to a museum 😅💀
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some of you don't know puerto rico is a US territory and you're trying to invade greenland. your kids are going to have to study an extra chapter in a book you haven't even read
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when this greenhouse appeared on screen, i grabbed my husband’s knee and let out a quiet moan
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Oldie but fantastic!😊
This should brighten anyone’s day.👏
I can’t breathe.
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Jan 24
Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:
- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.
- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.
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these were so crazy. i have a vivid memory of eating one of these at a football game as a kid, and peeling a whole layer of dead skin off my tongue the following morning
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