🧵Things that wont happen in 2026. some "hilariously" bold off-consensus forecasts

The odds .. labour and conservative worth a punt ?

Interesting.. the leaflets must be working.. or the letters from the brigadier and Dan Snow …

It’s a bit unrealistic to expect teenagers to do a year of national service when today Sunak couldn’t do a full day of it.

#aurora - RTW .. no magic involved!

#aurora in RTW !! Cheaper than a trip to Iceland ⁦@JlpRoger⁩

In 1965 BBC regional news visited a family in Downend, Bristol to report on their specially built solar house, which used sunlight to help heat their home. Four years later, the BBC went back to see how they were getting on with their energy bills.

I've just emailed 15 producers of feature films in pre-production in the hope that I get at least one reply. Work is SO quiet at the moment. If you know anyone looking to up their film/advertising/theatre production game... give me a shout! All RTs gratefully received!

Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans United Kingdom and Ireland) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet Samaritans are there if you think nobody else is call!

Great thought for day KURT VONNEGUT: I went out to buy an envelope ~ Oh, my wife says,  well, you're not a poor man, You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore. ~ Kurt Vonnegut 100%

This will be a cracking event with @JlpRoger @Davis77Nick @nickbrandon can't wait. Book your tickets now!

Perfectly timed always was always will be

This you?

Traders are referring to Truss as “Daggers” - as in Dagenham, 2 stops past Barking…🤣🤣

Liz Truss opening the Stock Market this morning

I call on all Weston female politicians who went to Iran & obeyed hijab laws while Iranian women were getting beaten for resisting hijab laws, now it is your turn. Listen and take action. Hijab police killed #MahsaAmini & killing protesters. #مهیا_امینی

on this date in 1985 #ThePogues released their second studio album. What are your favourite tracks from 'Rum Sodomy & the Lash'?

Pls RT After the success of our fantastic lionesses what a great time to join our club if new to the game or looking to play again Get in touch if interested as we offer excellent coaching @TWFFCgirls @ForestersLadies @TWFLadiesB #getintouch #fozzies #juniorfozzies 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

This Saturday: DURAN & 80s late night party #duranduran #SaturdayVibes #TunbridgeWells #party twforum.co.uk/events/2022-07…

Amazon Prime to hike price. On 15 Sept, the monthly membership price increases from £7.99 to £8.99, and annual membership from £79 to £95. If you currently pay monthly, and want to keep it, if you can afford switch to annual now, to get next year at £79. Pls share.