im kolin he/him
Joined January 2013
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5 Aug 2025
What ever happened to princess jane? She fell off fr fr …. one trick wonder
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How does shaking your butt have any pertinence at all as to whether or not you are a chicken or a duck?
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17 Feb 2024
i was kicked out of the tortured poets department for being too tortured
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7 Aug 2011
At this improv comedy show.... At least if sports isnt where I make money, I can easily do stuff like this...
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8 Nov 2023
He will be missed
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7 Aug 2023
My friend Simon Rich told me about this better, funnier, more terrifying version of AI a few nights ago and I haven’t slept since. The WGA is standing for something very real and we all should get scared right about….now. @WGAWest @WGAEast time.com/6301288/the-ai-joke…
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27 Jul 2023
Really funny to be a guy who says he wants to help the planet, expand human consciousness, and lead people to a utopia in the stars, but his ultimate lifelong goal has also apparently been to own a payment app that makes phone calls.
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11 Jul 2023
Detroiters - Tim Offers Trevor a Job (Repost)
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3 May 2023
Who is going to see Beetlejuice the Musical with me in Chicago in November
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10 Apr 2023
this is the problem with Jenna Ortega
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