#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives?
DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”
Deposing Attorney: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”
Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?
DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦♀️
Dana White says he will never hold another event at the White House due to the high cost
"I can't afford it, there's no f***ing way we can do this again"
Republicans.
We're cool with Michelle Obama being called a man.
Also Republicans:
People should be arrested for claiming Melania Trump was undeserving of her "Einstein Visa"
Wait so does MAGA now believe that men can give birth to children? Because that meathead UFC fighter coming out and saying Michelle Obama is a man really confuses me about the "what is a woman" party.
This 11-finisher sequence was so GOATED 😭🔥
• Brogue Kick
• Springboard Enzuigiri
• Chokeslam
• Attitude Adjustment
• GTS
• RKO
• Butterfly DDT
• Little Jimmy
• Side Slam
• 619
• Spear
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
Mark my day there will come a day when @terrycrews will stand on the capital grounds and give a speech as president just like President Camacho...mark my words. We are headed down that path!