Media relater, strategic communicator, improviser, cancer warrior (decample.tumblr.com). The world is open for play. 42 & 143.
Joined November 2011
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29 Jan 2018
When I turned 40, I built a musical #LifeMix. One song released during each year on Earth. No repeating artists. Each song should evoke a memory or an atmosphere from the past. Recently revisited and updated it, I HIGHLY recommend making your own. Fantastic personal perspective.
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25 Feb 2019
A deserved animated win, but man, Spiderverse should've been a Best Picture nominee, too. It's that good. #Oscars
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25 Feb 2019
This hair and makeup acceptance speech is a microcosm of every #Oscars planning meeting this year.
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25 Feb 2019
There was no way that the Free Solo crew was going to get through that speech bleep-free. #Oscars
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25 Feb 2019
Do you not miss Freddie Mercury enough? The #Oscars is here to loudly remind you why you should.
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19 Feb 2019
Now we're digging up 48-year-old John Wayne interviews just to find something to be angry about? Twitter needs a hug and a nap.
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18 Feb 2019
Malia Obama had a glass of wine at age 20? *gasp* *clutches pearls*
If she had started three years earlier, she might have qualified for the U.S. Supreme Court someday.
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14 Feb 2019
I'll wait as long as it takes to legally cultivate my love for you. #ArLegValentines
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13 Feb 2019
I'd like to think that the @NASA Opportunity rover isn't dead, but instead has stopped answering the phone to relax and retire after a 15-year Mars career.
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11 Feb 2019
I've finally seen the video of @brandicarlile's #GRAMMYs performance and it includes a crowd cutaway shot of @AshleyMcBryde. Ladies! You must find each other and jam sometime. I can only imagine the music that would emerge.
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11 Feb 2019
I'm happy to be in a world today where millions of people are discovering who @brandicarlile is. I knew more people had good musical taste besides me and @PeteSouza.
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11 Feb 2019
Dammit, people. Just... dammit. This guy clearly doesn't represent all of @Delta, but hopefully they'll take action here. We need smart people like this to keep coming here, not to be afraid of landing at XNA.
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4 Feb 2019
It's #worldcancerday2019 but I'm not telling my cancer because I don't want it throwing any loud parties in there.
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4 Feb 2019
In its continued attempt to cater to an international audience, the NFL staged a soccer match tonight. Punts = Goalie kicks. #SuperBowl
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4 Feb 2019
This show would have redeemed itself if it had just stayed a Spongebob cartoon for the remainder of halftime. #SuperBowl
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4 Feb 2019
In a parallel universe, the Chiefs and Saints are tied at 17 and we're about to watch Kendrick Lamar and Chris Stapleton perform. #SuperBowl
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4 Feb 2019
Cross-promoting @GameOfThrones and Bud Light is like mixing Hamlet with 50 Shades of Gray. #SuperBowl
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2 Feb 2019
You have to credit Punxsutawney for keeping this going so long. A marmot with a 39% accuracy rate still makes international headlines every year. A quarter flip has a 50% accuracy rate. 39% is Jim Cramer bad. #GroundhogDay
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