Paramount is now expected to own the following assets & film rights: Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

Back in 2014, there was a South Park episode where Cartman dreams about Aunt Jemima telling him the food pyramid is upside down. He calls the USDA, they flip it (meats, fats, dairy at the big base, grains at the tiny top), and boom, everyone’s cured from obesity! Well… today, RFK Jr. just announced the new official US dietary guidelines and it’s literally an upside-down food pyramid – proteins/meats, full-fat dairy, healthy fats, fruits & veggies at the wide top… whole grains and ultra-processed junk way down at the bottom. No more seed oils, ditch the processed crap, eat real food!! South Park made predicted this 12 years ago!!! Trey and Matt are prophets. 😂 And before you go shitting on the new food pyramid just because it’s RFk, Jr…This is pretty much how I’ve been eating for years: heavy on the meat (I have a major meat tooth), full-fat dairy, no processed foods, no seed oils, light on the greens. I’ve read at least 100 books on nutrition (probably closer to 150 by now), so I feel like I actually know a little something about this stuff… and these new guidelines are so much better than the old garbage that made everyone sick The only downside? In addition to my meat tooth, I have a massive sweet tooth 😩. This is my major vice in life! Pass the ribeye – Cartman knew what was up!! 🥩🧈

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

Netflix announces that it has acquired Warner Bros., including HBO Max and HBO, in a deal valued at $82.7 billion. Franchises such as The Big Bang Theory, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The Wizard of Oz and the DC Universe are set to join Netflix as a result.

The Mavericks are firing Harrison nine months after the jarring and stunning Luka Doncic trade – a move for which Dumont took accountability and accepted as a mistake in a court-side interaction with a fan on Monday night.

NBA rookies have determined what age you're considered an "Unc" 😭😅

1) For the first time, an autonomous drone defeated the top human pilots in an international drone racing competition 2) Drones are now ***70%*** of battlefield casualties in the Ukraine war Tick. Tock.

Welcome back. Black Mirror returns TOMORROW.

LOVE, DEATH ROBOTS, extreming May 15th, only on Netflix.