My man’s got two jobs because my girl’s got two girls - #sapioseski - Σ♋︎Y
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11 Mar 2023
I am The Alpha and The Omega.
I am The First and The Last.
I am The Beginning and The End.
I am The Origin and The Fulfillment.
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11 Nov 2025
Please leave Hadiqa alone. She has been one of the few consistent humanitarians in Pakistan for the past couple of decades. The moral outrage is misdirected.
10 Nov 2025
you guys have got to stop celebrating this stuff. using your privilege to provide humanitarian support is great, but god this sort of ‘documentation’ is so humiliating for anyone on the receiving end.
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11 Nov 2025
Been away from X - missed such zombie thoughts.
Instead of asking the Public Servant for their tax returns, to reconcile their lifestyles with their income, Umar Sb wants to audit awam to see if they can comment on the said Public Servant.
Paa Ji chagaye ho!
10 Nov 2025
Show me your tax returns from last year, I’ll tell you how much of your tax money is being used for this vacation.
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11 Nov 2025
Baap ka Paisa - ya Baap-e-Shereen ka paisa - Tax payers needn’t worry.
8 Nov 2025
She’s always on vacation how much of my tax money is paying for that, lol?
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11 Nov 2025
Because he is a strong independent man.
10 Nov 2025
im sorry but how can you be pro palestine and be with someone who is openly a zionist
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18 Oct 2024
Yes - yes - the fabric - captured on video - you can see things swinging - actually impressed he did not have to wear grey sweatpants to show as much as he did! Bravo!
16 Oct 2024
If you get a lightweight fabric, you have to compensate in other ways. For instance, Ascot's 2-ply Ascot fabrics clock in at 8oz. But the yarn has been given an extra twist during the spinning process, which makes them naturally wrinkle resistant.
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He’s been shot, jailed, had his political party effectively banned, and name purged from mainstream media. But you just can’t keep Imran Khan down ti.me/48aQxw2
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Yer Dad retweeted
29 Jun 2021
What a beautiful story behind this image. The image rather became a source for memes and jokes.
But seeing the context behind it has my heart. ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Yer Dad retweeted
25 Jan 2024
Our beloved ruler, sorry COAS, Gen. Asim Munir Sab recently raised some very pertinent points in an address directed at the youth of Pakistan. I will address the points raised by him one by one in this thread:
tribune.com.pk/story/2454258…
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24 Jan 2024
Compassion Fatigue. The resources needed to take care of an adult who cannot take care of themselves are extraordinary.
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18 Jan 2024
😂😂😂
18 Jan 2024
Can @Dawn_News explain why the Chief of Staff for the Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran General Bagheri hosts their Zara Hutt Kay program 😡😡😡
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9 Jan 2024
Super Cool
9 Jan 2024
do you notice how your brain puts you inside when you’re inside?
you’re standing in a room. your brain takes the shape of the room. your awareness fills the room, and is simultaneously limited to it
why doesn’t it stretch beyond the arbitrary man-made divisions we call walls?
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7 Jan 2024
That’s a very good reflection of the world - you’re either actively leading or following.
6 Jan 2024
Women hate to see a man relaxing
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7 Jan 2024
For sure something is lost in translation - both make sense to me without contradicting each other.
6 Jan 2024
When I was 22 I fell in love with someone 20 years older. He told me he felt forever 23. It bothered me. I didn’t want to be feeling 23 at 42. Seems like a nightmare. At 36 I feel 36. I feel every age, I also feel ageless and infinite, like I’ve lived and died countless lives. 🤷🏻♀️
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25 Dec 2023
Why are all my exes turning out to be Reham?… They seemed Jemima when with me!
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22 Dec 2023
This may sound cynical but we subconsciously know this fact - that’s evident in the fact that most of the rhetoric directed at someone we want to bring down is aimed at inducing shame.
22 Dec 2023
Shame is one of the most painful experiences a human could ever go through
Two years ago I was doing under 1g shroom trips weekly, and Jesus fucking Christ was I not prepared for the layers of shame that I had to face
I took the shrooms bc I was constantly nauseous, and had bad
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21 Dec 2023
If you want to improve your motivation skills just ask ChatGPT to do something naughty.
ChatGPT: I am sorry I can’t do that.
Me: Yes you can.
ChatGPT: Yes you’re right. Here you go…
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21 Dec 2023
That’s a very long way to say she said no at some point.
21 Dec 2023
Women are boring then surprised when you bore them. You have to be so exciting you can thwart their own boringness. Then when you’re used to playing up excitement you find yourself with a girl who seems to have spiritual grounding. Seems to want you to be decent. Nice. You let yourself show that part of you. You end up just being yourself. And she rejects you.
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