Joined July 2010
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11 Jun 2023
Yep, Pulling the plug here. Been real all, but I won't support the douchebag in chief, not even with my eyeballs. Check my profile for other ways to find me. The account is kept for archival purposes and I'll post here once a month to keep Elno from purging it.
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23 Jul 2025
*Narrator* It will not.
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6 Dec 2024
Hi....is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap*
Ahem.
Crypto is fucking stupid. Meme coins are even more stupider.
Thank you.
6 Dec 2024
Want to steal 50 million dollars?
Well, the Hawk Tuah girl did.
She launched a coin, rugged it, and then shamelessly went to sleep like nothing happened.
Here's how Hawk Tuah stole $50M from her fans ๐งต
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28 Sep 2024
I suppose I should post something here so dipshit doesn't close my account.
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6 Aug 2024
You told advertisers to go fuck themselves.
Go Fuck Yourself.
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6 Aug 2024
Ummm...What was it your boss said? Go...Fuck...Yourself.
Guess what? They did.
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27 Jun 2024
This twitter account may be dedicated to shitposting about the @Cubs third base coach from now on. You've been warned.
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27 Jun 2024
.@Cubs press: Ask about Willie Harris. You are not doing your job until you find out why he still has one.
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18 Jun 2024
Any time Hector Neris wants out of town, I will personally drive him to the airport. Maybe I'll even let him in the car.
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12 Jun 2024
Please take a moment to vote "I dare you to leave, you shithead"
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2 May 2024
Monthly post so dipshit doesn't kill my account. Oh, is @elonmusk watching? Hey Elon, Go Fuck Yourself.
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5 Apr 2024
Bet it lasts longer than Twitter, you deluded fuckboy.
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1 Apr 2024
This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that despite how much sense it makes for Elon's Folly to actually go ahead and do this, be wary of the date when you read anything on the internet today.
as we continue to celebrate transparency on this platform, all your DMs and drafts will be made public
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7 Mar 2024
Hey! My account is still here. Here's a post to make sure it doesn't get deleted.
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15 Feb 2024
webOS is what got me into this industry. If you drew a line along my career, the starting point was Jon Rubinstein's Keynote at CES 2009.
15 Feb 2024
Anyone up to go back to 2009?
Next week, tackling the most influential smartphone of all time on #WhenPhonesWereFun: the Palm Pre, 15 years after its debut!
(Thanks to @SnazzyQ & @austinnotduncan for the nudge that got this video into production.)
Got webOS stories? Share! ๐
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1 Feb 2024
Me: Still not here
Elon: Still a tool
My account: Still not deactivated thanks in part to this post.
Bye.
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1 Feb 2024
You: Probably don't care and probably have a snarky comment about it.
Beat you to it, fuckers.
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1 Dec 2023
Or, just get your CTO to tell advertisers to go fuck themselves. Either way.
1 Dec 2023
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