it's really funny in The Thing how most of the guys look sort of schlubby and then Keith David and Kurt Russell are so lethally hot it borders on distracting during the film
ALT Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..."
Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN."
Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!"
Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."
The guy is a chode. They are using a universal language that is made to explain it in the simplest way. I bet this dude would get in to anime and get mad that people use words like waifu and tsundere or isekai.