You had your chance, now you Pay, literally. Oceans will boil, forests burn, and cities Drown unless you give me youR money. All of it.
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⚠️PSA⚠️
I recognize and acknowledge that I shitpost from the unceded territory of a multinational mortgage lending corporation until I truthfully reconcile my outstanding debt to the ancestral people of the Toronto Dominion Canada Trust Bank.
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Big LOSER energy here.
Only BUMS aren't stacking wealth thanks to Mark Carney's GST/grocery rebate.
How much of Musk’s wealth comes from government help? Virtually all of it ctvnews.ca/world/article/how…
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You're not poor because Elon Musk is wealthy.
You're poor because you haven't provided society with anything of extraordinary value.
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Are you retarded communist slobs and ChinaBots up in my replies having fun yet?
I know I am.
I'm thankful to all of you filthy, stinky, entitled bums for inspiring me to work harder, and for leaving resources and hygiene products to the competent and industrious.
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Not all of society's heroes wear Big Mac sauce.
Listen Bub.
You'd be spending at least TWICE as much on laundry detergent to wash the Big Mac sauce off your MuMu collection if it wasn't for the rocket scientists like me who remember to put napkins in a bag.
I'm owed a great debt by society.
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As progressive liberals and smelly communist hypocrites, we wouldn't even care enough to delaminate on social media about Elon's wealth if he had just donated to Kamala Harris' democrat campaign.
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I deserve a portion of Elon's wealth because I ALWAYS put ketchup and napkins in the bag.
You'd all be a flavorless and disgusting MESSES without people like me.
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⚠️PSA⚠️
TOP 5 things the planet would have less of without Elon Musk:
1. Glaciers
2. Dry land
3. Polar bears
4. Clean energy
5. Beaches
I speak for ALL of humity and the animal kingdom when I say THANK YOU Elon for saving the planet from CATASTROPHIC climate change!
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You don't NEED to.
You CHOOSE to.
Kind of like you CHOOSE to pay Elon for the use of his free app in an attempt to enrich yourself so that you can further enrich cosmetics and fashion moguls.
I’m not sure why I apparently need to write a dissertation in every tweet to make the point that billionaires have undue, problematic influence on global politics and have exercised said influence to kill hundreds of thousands of poor people. The wealth gap is the largest it’s been in recorded Canadian history — a clear symptom of an inequity problem.
Publicly funded sectors like healthcare and education are underfunded while billionaires don’t pay their fair share. You see it in hospital wait times. Classroom sizes. The ultra rich have several homes and financialize the market while people can’t pay their rent.
The proof is all around us, every day. It’s been documented ad nauseam. Trickle down economics have been debunked.
Forgive me for distilling that reality into the “loser” insult.
Anyone hoarding billions in wealth in a society that has struggling public services is the epitome of exactly that — a loser — and in the context of everything I just laid out, I think distilling it to that diagnosis in a tweet is actually fine!
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I was just FORCED to eat a 2 egg omelet instead of a 3 egg omelet and drive a Toyota Tacoma instead of a Tundra because of Elon Musk.
This is unsustainable.
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I don't hate Elon Musk because Teslas have slowed climate change enough to prevent rising sea levels from completely DESTROYING my favourite democrats' Martha's Vineyard oceanfront properties.
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If you took all of Elon Musk's wealth and distributed it evenly to every human on Earth, every single person could afford to buy a single table spoon of Mark Carney's luxury catered butter.
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If only Bill Gates would have become the world's first trillionaire so that we could be spared from having our timelines filled with retarded commie slop.
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The Climate retweeted
CBC: "Oh, you killed 16 people? A fifth chance at avoiding deportation is more than appropriate."
ALSO THE CBC: "Oh, you were falsely accused of sexual assault? No fresh start for you."
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The Climate retweeted
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A statement from the CEO of Windscribe.
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It's because we hand out free crack, isn't it?
Jun 4
I fucking love Canada.
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Don't let pesky morals or decency stop you from embracing degenerate crackhead pedos to fight back against your political rivals!
Join the movement today!
Jun 4
If you aren't following @HunterBiden yet, you are missing out on the best Twitter.
He has single handedly taken over as the best maga fighter. Some are even calling him the maga whisperer 😏
Do yourself a favour and follow him asap!
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CTV in 2022: Far right racists falsely claim immigration is papering over a weak economy.
CTV in 2026: High pandemic-period immigration papered over a weak economy.
ALSO CTV in 2026: Here's how you can set CTV to be your MOST TRUSTED news source on search engines.
How high pandemic-period immigration papered over the cracks in Canada's economy ctvnews.ca/business/article/…
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