here’s a reaaallly overcaffeinated version of the end of my single that comes out in three hours

i apologize in advance for the shoddy footage of this once-in-a-generation event. this was the only copy we could license on our budget. tell you what: why don't you try going to another news provider to watch the video, and then just... come back here to read the story? okay, you're back now? alright, just pretend that you didn't hear about this yet. alright, here we go. well folks, you heard it here first: after millennia of stagnation, it seems that the mammal stacking scene has been brought back into global relevance... and it's all thanks to the talented antnards at the gigglegrub provincial zoo and bar. from what we've heard, the crew behind this feat is intending to take on the dreaded four-stack, once believed to be a TAS-exclusive stack for mammals. you can bet we'll be tuning into the event, sponsored by sloppco energy, when it airs live in early 2027.

i did this and i was the fakest bisexual alive it was sick

how do i meet old guys to let me play their pedal steel guitar

an evil cackle just came out of lyn’s bedroom

i’m not super interested in basketball but basketball twt is one of the best things this site has ever produced

something i find to be an earnest strength of riverdale as a tv show is that it has a 0% success rate doing cool needle drops. every single licensed song sucks and they try like 5 times an episode

it’s so sick that riverdale is really earnestly lynchian

the evil bad times

Now presenting: this year’s “LOLA YOUNG AWARD®” for distinguished accomplishments in Awful Fucking Album Cover

the phrase “The Thinking Man’s ____” is so funny there is no such thing

crazy that the entire concept of a negative parallelism is just ruined forever

there’s a very real tension between my desire to work as cheaply as possible as an audio engineer and the fact that the perceptual quality of my work is impacted by said low prices that i have trouble squaring into an effective business strategy

this post is so special to me

Was recently told by a dear friend. "You Have To Move To Portland And Shack It Up With A Bad Bitch." Haven't been able to move past the verbiage or the weight of that yet

a few years ago my ex got into a car accident and told a mutual friend that they could Never Tell Me. which obviously failed but tbh if i were her i wouldn’t want my ex girlfriend to know id driven off the side of a highway exit either. i have been doing bits about it for Years

they took the vending machine out of the lobby at work why even live

sharing this from my band’s instagram, let me work on your music! i can record mix and master at professional quality for reasonable prices. available in person or remote!

rlly into just dming people and asking to mix their music lately