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300k users and its not even the part of the story people will talk about later
thats the scary part
the crazy part is i still feel like day 1 was yesterday
June might get real interesting
gg xeffy, we watching this thing grow in real time
just getting WARMMM
Xeffy Mini App Surpasses 300K Users! 🔥
June is going to be an incredible month..!
And this is not the end, it's just the beginning!
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Jun 13
Bullish on anything that removes excuses
> cant bridge
> cant swap
> cant figure it out
cool
now u can buy $GODL with fiat
big shoutout to @QwertiAI for making it possible, thats the kind of progress i like seeing
No friction. Just actions. ⚡️
Proud to power the fiat & cross-chain gateway for the @GODLsupply ecosystem.
Buying $GODL is now officially as easy as ordering Uber. 😉
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Jun 12
Elon at 54: $1 trillion
Elon at 80: $175 trillion
which means by retirement (if he will) he'll be worth roughly 1.7 Earth economies
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Jun 11
When two billion dollar AI companies start fighting over your $20
Jun 11
NEW: OpenAI is reportedly considering drastic price cuts as it anticipates a “war” for users with Anthropic.
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Jun 10
Ai agents: ill do the work for u
me:
uses agent
checks points
checks leaderboard
checks rewards
checks campaign
checks discord
checks x
checks wallet
maybe im the agent
If you’re building infrastructure for the next generation of AI agents, you shouldn't be forcing your community through a fragmented Web3 onboarding flow. 😉
@OpenCovenant gets it perfectly. By embedding the Qwerti Widget directly into their token page, they’ve made accessing $CVNT completely seamless — whether you're paying with crypto across 70 chains or using fiat.
To celebrate this launch, we’re rolling out an extra incentive pool:
💎 250,000 Qwerti Points Pool
Live for anyone trading $CVNT directly through the Covenant website widget or via the Qwerti app.
Distribution: Wednesday, June 17th, 2026.
No extra tabs, no friction. Just pure execution for the Agent Economy.
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Jun 10
The next meta might not be launching tokens
it might be launching chains
@CNPYNetwork already pushed 6.49M trades in 30 days with 100k unique traders
the pitch is simple
launch ur own L1
keep the token
keep the value
skip the bridge headaches
and they're building toward one click L1 deployments and community chain launches
fukkkkk
we are getting dangerously close to every Discord server having its own blockchain
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OMIMI retweeted
AI can now read your customers' minds.
We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this.
Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:
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Jun 9
Hackers calculating potential earnings before the application form is even live
Hackers just got a new bull market
Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.
Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.
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Jun 9
Watching the hacker dump
while ur unstaking timer says 13 hours 58 mins left
Jun 9
Humanity(@Humanityprot) has been exploited, with losses exceeding $30M!
The hacker is currently dumping $H and swapping it for $ETH.
$H has already crashed ~90%.
arkm.com/explorer/entity/dcf…
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Jun 8
When bro finally tells u how he escaped the trenches
and u immediately see why hes the only one that made it out
making money isn’t hard
you can just skydive without a Parachute for $1,000,000 on PumpFun go
what’s stopping you ??
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Jun 8
Those of you minting NFTs up and down rn, pls use a burner wallet
i genuinely pity u if ur connecting ur main wallet to every shiny new thing cuz some random account dm’d u saying “u got a spot”
these mfers are patient too
the drain doesnt always happen immediately
(PS: these drains dont always happen instantly. sometimes they wait till ur wallet looks nice and juicy then boom… skill issue)
if ur not 100% sure abt the link, dont click it
unless its Rackz OnlyFans then thats between u and God
1 stupid click can undo months of grinding
Stay safe fr gangggg
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Jun 8
I turned $14 into a valuable lesson
the lesson cost $14
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OMIMI retweeted
Jun 8
Gm
woke up warm loose and ready to work
pauseeee
lets get this bread
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Jun 6
Some people are funny
some people are smart
some people are both
and i would never pretend some of us gotta open youtube and start learning
Jun 6
The secret reason 99.999% of people fail to grow on here
(If I hurt your feelings, feel free to Video React)
They see .
big accounts like @oxtochi @waleswoosh @ripchillpill VIBE POSTING with great success.
Dozens of posts every single day. Most being very silly and satirical but still pulling in thousands of views
The average account sees this and thinks: “OH WOW that looks EASY! I may not be smart, but surely I can copy Wale and grow!”
Their plan sounds good in theory. But there’s one critical problem…
THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY
I know I’m going to hurt some feelings, but it’s true.
The majority of people on this app are not naturally funny (me included)
> You may think your tweets about feet pics and gooning are hilarious
> Your friends might chuckle at your jokes
But if your posts never hit on X… If you get 2 likes every time… I hate to break it to you:
1) You may not be funny
2) Posting mid tier jokes at a high frequency is exhausting your followers. They see you as a "Spammer" instead of a "Funny guy".
Shtposting is an Art. It’s NOT easy. It requires cleverness humor vibrant personality that 99% of people don't have. (Study those accounts above, they have it)
I'll also add that the shtposters are often misunderstood. While it may seem Wale only shtposts, he actually grew his account from writing threads in the early days.
HOW TO GROW ON X IF YOURE NOT FUNNY (like me)
1) Post less.
Focus on quality over quantity.
Focus less about posting about and reacting to every single trend. Focus more about providing value every single time you post.
People will keep your notifications on. Your content will go further when people actually read it.
2) Create actionable content.
Airdrop guides, Yield farming guides, growth hacks etc.
The kind of stuff that helps people win.
The kind of stuff that you would actually read. If you took the time to read here, comment "I would never pretend". (Bonus points if in a video reaction)
The kind of the stuff bookmark and actually read.
3) Don’t have skills? Learn some.
Humor is a skill that some are lucky to be gifted with.
However, if you’re not funny (me), you have to find other ways to stand out.
Analytical skills, creative writing, art, music, video content, legal knowledge, etc
4) Never pretend to be someone you’re not
I know it’s tempting to want to be the funny guy… to vibe post your way to 100k followers
After all, it looks so easy
However, the truth is its much harder than it looks and few are truly gifted enough to pull it off.
Be yourself, put in the work, find your strengths, and flex those strengths on the timeline.
The rest will follow.
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