I'm the kid your parents have warned you about | Ex @TCS | @QMUL ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“

Joined March 2016
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The Great Inscriptioning has begun ๐Ÿ”ฅ 10,000 unique 1/1 Bitcoin Wizards. One spell at a time. Inscribed by @mavensbot for @bitcoinwizardry The onchain transaction fees must flow. Ordinals are magic. Magic always wins ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ @mimcoinbtc
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MUST WATCH: MICHAEL SAYLOR EXPLAINS THE #BITCOIN CRASH IN UNDER 3 MINUTES WALL STREET IS ABOUT TO POUR TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO OPEN AI, ANTHROPIC, AND SPACEX "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST YEAR OF IPOs IN OUR LIFETIME" DIP IS TEMPORARY. HODL ๐Ÿš€
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Bullish on the future of Bitcoin. GG
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I largely think of "crypto" as a failed asset class at this point. I've written about the causes multiple times. Mainly, most crypto assets are worthless, or have dreadful value accrual, and most founders have abused the lack of guardrails and dumped on people indiscriminately, or are outright scammers. On top of that we had the Memecoins SuperBullshitCycle, a trend that brought the worst out of people, and sucked everyone's souls & pockets dry. And then came the never-ending wave of DeFi hacks, which has dramatically increased since last April. This can seem contradictory, as adoption of "crypto" is surging: > Stablecoin adoption continues growing fast > Politicians in the US are openly pro crypto > Tradfi is looking at tokenizing everything > Usage of equities & commodities perps is exploding in offshore and DeFi exchanges > The US is in the early stages of adopting perps > Prediction markets are becoming part of everyone's daily lives These are more "blockchain" than "crypto", although there are some exceptions with a token in those fields, most of which have been performing very well in recent months. A few among those exceptions even distribute most revenue to holders via buybacks (Hyperliquid in particular), which is what every investor actually wants to see to be invested in a good business rather than a fleeting narrative. We also have the privacy category. The one old school crypto category that is not liquid diarrhea. The world needs private non-custodial stores of value. Crime in particular needs privacy, as proven by the DoJ confiscation of $15 billion in Bitcoin from Cambodia's pig butchering farms, legal filing for which was submitted on October 8, 2025 (coincidentally right before 10/10). Of course, everyone needs privacy, not just criminals, but crime flows are real, and large. The asset attracting the most flows in this niche is Zcash. Zcash's recent performance has been fascinating, as it has been trending higher with bitcoin trending lower, a sign of real reallocation among bitcoiners. Another crypto category that is not dead is the "AI" category, full of high flying, fundamentally lacking, narrative driven tokens. The standout exception is Venice, a private AI platform with growing users and revenue, whose tokens are directly backed by the business rather than a narrative. So one could say old "crypto" is a failed asset class, but from the ashes come new beginnings, and the new face of crypto is one heavily dominated by the needs of Tradfi, prediction markets, AI, and privacy. Crypto sucks. Long live crypto.
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Hard truth: Wall Street is shaking out some of the bitcoin believers. Couldn't be me.
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If Strategy sells MSTR to pay the dividend, it's a ponzi. If Strategy sells Bitcoin to pay the dividend, it's a death spiral. If Strategy sells STRC to buy Bitcoin, the common stockholders are being "diluted". If Strategy uses the USD reserve to pay off the debt, it's a "fatal error". At some point you have to realize the bear thesis has become a Choose Your Own Adventure book for people who hate the ending.
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WHY YOU SHOULD TRADE ORDINALS ON @ord_net 1. The homepage shows you everything you need: - trending collections - new inscriptions - recently verified collections - recent sales - recent listings 2. The crosslist mechanic. Want to list on ord_net or another marketplace? You don't have to choose. List it once and it shows everywhere by default. 3. Everything is onchain. No off-chain marketplace json and no IPFS. Your inscription can't break or disappear when the server goes down, because there is no server. This is what real decentralization looks like. 4. Multiple bids. You can place multiple bids with a single fee, in one tx, with 30-day validity. For example, you can bid on 8 Wizards of Ord in a single tx ๐Ÿคฏ 5. You can create lots. Say you want to sell 3 BTC DeGods. You bundle them up and trade them as a single unit, with a single tx. 6. Collection offers with trait filtering. Instead of perusing each piece in the collection for the specific traits you want, you make offers based on traits directly. 7. No buyer? No worries. Your BTC doesn't leave your wallet until a buyer accepts one of your bids. No need to lock your capital: Make offers across different collections. Pretty cool. 8. Collection partnerships. Partner collections earn 2% of ord_net's fees on every sale. Liquidity flows back to the projects, giving teams more runway to ship for their holders. 9. Advanced filters. The explorer has filters for cursed inscriptions and range browsing. 10. Ord_net is participating in Parasite Pool. Ord_net will use 40% of trading fees from OMB and Bravocado sales to rent hash power via the Parasite Pool Refinery until the end of June ๐Ÿฆ  What I'd love to see next - A way to customize the homepage after signing in. That way, you see what you want every time. - Upcoming mints where my wallet is whitelisted @lifofifo keeps shipping ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ If you enjoyed this post, bookmark it and follow me for more alpha ๐Ÿ”–๐Ÿซก
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16 years ago, Laszlo Hanyecz spent 10,000 #bitcoin worth $30 on two Papa John's pizzas. Today, that 10,000 BTC is worth $773,361,294. Legend! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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MICAHEL SAYLOR BUYING THE LAST BITCOIN IN 2140
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May 16
Bitcoin is in serious trouble. The world population is 8 billion. Half arenโ€™t employed. That leaves 4 billion potential dip buyers. 2.2 billion are still in school. Now weโ€™re down to 1.8 billion. Half of those are too young even to open a bank account. 900 million left. 86% are living paycheck to paycheck after bills. That leaves 120 million. 92% still think crypto is a scam. Now weโ€™re at 9.6 million. Coincidentally, exactly 9,599,998 people are sitting in prisons worldwide. Which leaves only 2 people left to buy the dip. You and me.
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20,000,000 #BITCOIN HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY MINED ONLY 1,000,000 BTC FOR THE NEXT 114 YEARS THE MOST SCARCE ASSET IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND ๐Ÿš€
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NEW: Jack Dorsey's Blocks launches Loupe, an AI-powered security feature for open-source Bitcoin projects.
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May 13
Bitcoin just had a back-to-back fork at height 949203 and 949204, which I haven't seen before. (other than that, I don't think this is too special)
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Experimental โ—‰RD trading API is now live. developers.ord.net There are no API keys! Instead, just sign in with a wallet holding 0.01 BTC. If this doesn't work well in practice, we'll tweak it. The docs include everything needed to make integration LLM friendly.
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Inscription offers are cool and we just added them. But for the first time in Ordinals, you can now counter them โœจ
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Buy more bitcoin than you sell.
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#Bitcoin conferences, then vs now:
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The Saylor's Psyop GG
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Happy Birthday to Bitcoin legend Hal Finney ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ May the force be with you Running Bitcoin โœŠ GG//
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