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I regret to inform you that bullying works.
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GET BECKY HAMMON ON THE PHOOOOONE!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
JALEN BRUNSON WHEN IT MATTERED MOST 🗽 45 PTS 14-27 FG 4 3PM HEART OF A CHAMPION ❤️🏆
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Get that trophy out of Dolan’s grubby mitts immediately.
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It hasn’t hit me yet. OMG.
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I've never heard of this song being hated. I don't understand. I'm from an era when they played this at primetime in the nightclub, men *and* women alike would lose their sh*t on the dancefloor and sing this chorus together at the top of their lungs.
This song way overhated
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Well, given the opportunity... which activity would you prefer to do first? Rob someone or smoke a blunt?
Which album are you playing first?
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In my many years on here, I've been at war w/ the Beyhive, MJ superfans and Nicki stans and came out unscathed. Only the Swifties managed to get a tweet of mine Community Noted. Truly impressive. This site is such a dumpster fire LOL.
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If the Knicks win on Saturday, Jose Alvarado will be leaving straight from San Antonio on a redeye to make it back to NYC in time to be on a Puerto Rican Day Parade float by Sunday. Mark my words.
If the @nyknicks win on Saturday is the parade on Monday? Asking for the entire Tri-state.
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Everything's coming up orange and blue. 😎
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For those wondering, no… Stevie Nicks is not from New York. Nicole Kidman is from f*cking Australia. They don’t make any sense.
Taylor Swift has Knicks fever 💙🧡
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The shirts are puns on the knicks name its not about where they from ew.com/taylor-swift-t…
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Okay, we have some geniuses chiming in. So I'll respond. I know what a pun is. I know what a play on words is. What if I told you that these are NOT GOOD and have no correlation to anything? Throwing a "K" before anyone named "Nick" is clever?

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Hey, I have an idea... what if I make an orange and blue t-shirt and put CYNTHIA KNIXON FIVE on it for game 5? Cuz y'know... Cynthia Nixon from Sex & The City? That would be something, right? That would be fun and silly and amazing! 🤪
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RT @andrejgee: ???? his life 😂
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OG ANUNOBY DOESN'T PAY FOR A SINGLE MEAL IN NYC THE REST OF THE SUMMER. PLEASE ENFORCE THIS.
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Jeremy Sochan getting first quarter minutes tells you everything you need to know about this game so far.
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It has not. And you should do it. Take my money. (I'm a rap and design nerd and was able to identify the origin of every single letter immediately. Well done.)
Has this been done?
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All he had to do is STFU for like one more week.
“Leon & I thought the team was good enough last year. Fortunately we’re being proven right. I make predictions here they come true: We’re gonna win tonight. We’re gonna win the Finals” — James Dolan on Craig Carton show where in January he said he expected Knicks to make Finals
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Cappadonna there so just let him do his entire verse from "Winter Warz" and I guarantee the Knicks take it.
Glad I got here early… 😳 Wu-Tang Clan rehearsal for tonight’s MSG halftime show. 🔥🔥 More here, on the Game 4 Finals live blog, at @TheAthletic nytimes.com/athletic/live-bl…
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I don't care what city you're from... waiting outside of a hotel just to heckle basketball players is top shelf loser behavior.
Overheard some Metropolitan hospitality for Wemby this morning on the way to work. Some things….
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This is a wild blanket comment to make but Tracy obviously once had a teacher or two that told him he wasn't gonna be sh*t and still carries that w/ him. That can be the only explanation for this.
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Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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