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20 Jul 2020
today i played techies for 5 hours and managed to lose both games in a row
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â DO NOT WATCH GAMES
⨠DO NOT SPEAK
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7 Apr 2022
I need to go to the store but I'm afraid there will be someone there
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18 Jan 2022
Mr roo is finally able to run after all these years of helping me get into the kitchen. Sweet like rainbows in the winter...miss u pug and partner'
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25 Nov 2021
I might go to the gym with "jacked by Purge" written on my shirt and walk up to people and make body gestures towards them
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31 Oct 2021
two days ago me and my girl entered a local corn husking competition. I lost, but i stayed for the raffle. I lost that too. the kids at the back started *honking* me. Honk HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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29 Sep 2021
in 5 minutes i am releasing a NEW VIDEO for the first time in a long time. i'll be chillin IN THE CHAT FOR THE PREMIRE come and see come and see youtube.com/watch?v=MMggt9JzâŚ
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26 Aug 2021
told my parents i used to think balance was difficult. My dad's like "dont u have scoliosis?" and then I asked him what that was and he said "scoliosis"
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8 Jul 2021
There's just something about dota 2 that draws you in, and feeding that inner monster while you sleep. are you scared of the new meta?does it have a name? are you capable of running a successful beekeeping operation?
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12 May 2021
imma make a monthly "best of" list of emails i didn't read. one of the more popular ones: hello
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23 Apr 2021
would be a great idea if twitch auto-renews people's games based on how much they loathe the stream
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30 Mar 2021
Did you know that there are actually 4 versions of Grimstroke? 1 is the official version, 2 wrote a ton of racist discord messages, and 3 has psoriasis
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19 Feb 2021
its not that difficult to convince someone of something. the first time its almost effortless, but detestable. 2nd time its almost charming. the 3rd time its terror inspiring
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25 Jan 2021
can anyone explain to me how a pro player can be so good at dota 2 but so bad at emotions its amazing
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9 Dec 2020
Every time i hear the discord message noise i just stare dumbfounded for a split second then the anger in my chest rises up and i start screaming uncontrollably
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23 Nov 2020
I have compiled a video explaining how i got into dota 2 or more specifically how i learned that venom doesn't move fast enough for my tastes
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30 Oct 2020
very odd that there are no golden retriever heros in the game right now
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21 Oct 2020
One year I did corporate internship.
They said "hey can you give us a hand with this job posting?"
I said sure.
They said "but can you get more people to read reddit?".
I did.
They said " and said "hi can you play dota 2 for 5 minutes please?".
Then I was like "oh shit oh SHIT"
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