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25 Dec 2025
Christmas outfit. First time seeing family since transitioning
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Just found out that they eat pies baked with live blackbirds in England and sometimes the blackbirds are still alive after baking and they fly away and peck people’s noses off.
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Why's it always protogens
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We even have taco bell in absolute dogwater "who cares" places, not like how we technically have wendys cause it's in London
we have taco bell in the UK lmfao
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Completely made up
I need to be absolutely serious for once.
Never, EVER reply 'yes' or similar to tweets like this. In the UK you'll do 14 years in jail (not a joke). If you're abroad and visit, you'll be arrested at the airport.
Crazy that this tweet was made by a UK politician to trap people.
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If you believe this you need to see a doctor for anti psychotic drug treatment
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Jun 16
Books are apparently illegal
Jun 15
So 16 year olds are going to be voting on a diet entirely of their parents opinions, the BBC and the right wing press…
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Jun 15
I can tell u aren’t British because pants and trousers aren’t different words for the same pants are ur underwear and trousers are what goes on top of them
Jun 15
Yesterday evening I was accused by a moot that I (allegedly) spoke with a British accent. This is simply not true, as I always say truck instead of lorry, pants instead of trousers and free speech instead of 5 year prison sentence.
Drawing below was made by roryislucky
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once you also realize that 9/10 people you see online having screaming matches about it dont even know what loli is on a fundamental level, but are both too stupid to realize they are stuck in a made up simulacrum they've convinced themselves of is real and too stupid to use the internet to find out, AND get mad when forcibly kicked out of their bizarro world, their very highly convinced yelling takes on a silly, absurdist form
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sweaty milk chan >////<
hard n chastity versions on the silly site :3
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Jun 14
The right actually sounds really nice
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Jun 14
I mean historically you can learn why they are like this
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Jun 14
This just isn't true. Thyme, rosemary, cinnamon, fennel, parsley, sage, mustard, nutmeg, mint, cloves and of course salt & pepper. All very strong tasting herbs and spices used heavily throughout British cuisine for most of British history. And that's ignoring the spice trade
It tastes much fresher without that, british food relies on high quality ingredients rather than saturating items with a myriad of seasonings.
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Jun 14
I like all the British people insisting none of these are real but they absolutely all are except maybe chuddy genuinely never heard that one maybe it's a northern thing
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Food named after places needing to be from that place to be "real" is stupid anyway. I've lived in the area near cheddar for most my life, nobody there cares except the people immediately in cheddar and the odd Somerset gammon
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Ragebait is apparently still believable
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School uniforms fucking suck and you do not want them back
Jun 14
school uniforms should make a comeback like not even in a weeb way my mom showed me pictures of when she was in school in chile with the uniform its so like chic and cute or something idk
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Jun 14
trans girls lowering their underwear with only the start of the shaft peeking out is the hottest thing ever ngl
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Jun 13
no it was the fucking sea shanties
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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