Too old to be making pop culture references yet old enough to have watched the stuff on Dave the first time round
Joined January 2012
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
Jun 14
Hand over the money or the broccoli gets it
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Jun 14
So here we are on the White House lawn
Yup
With the White House in the background
Sure thing
You know what we need?
More White House?
Exactly!
*builds facade of the White House to place in front of the actual White House*
Jun 13
God Bless America đșđž
First look at the historic Freedom Jump.
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@TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
Jun 14
John McGinnâs last five games: beat Liverpool, beat Man City, win the Europa league, beat Bolivia 4-0, score at the World Cup. No one has had this much fun in the last month
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Jun 12
I for one am *delighted* that there are AI prompts available for World Cup highlights giving vital insights into key events of the game.
I mean, this is the sort of insight you just donât get with ordinary pundits. Unless youâve booked Michael Owen I guess..
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
Whoever organised the photo must be rather good at doing bathroom tiles. đ đłđŽ âœïž
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
Jun 1
i donât know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.
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Science Editor: âhey, did you manage to find an image of a cockatiel for the story Iâm running?â
Sub Editor: âoh yeh boss. Nice and skeevy. Just like you wantedâŠâ
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May 30
Anyway, far more important than this mere qualifier - Villa vs PSG in the Super Cup! đŠ VTID
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
May 28
Corncob TV has done it
Coffin Flop is saved
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May 27
Youâre back early?
(Stomps across room) âbuttplug water fountainsâ
Sorry what?
(Retrieves pistol, loads it, heads back out of door) âbuttplug water fountainsâ
We built these water refill points for days like today...
London now has over 4,000 free water refill points across the capital. Find your closest here:
london.gov.uk/programmes-strâŠ
ALT A public drinking water refill station on a London street, topped with a large blue droplet. The unit displays Thames Water and Mayor of London branding, with a blue bottle graphic and text reading âEnjoy tap water. Prevent plastic waste,â with parked cars and buildings visible in the background.
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Dan Leaphard retweeted
BAR OWNER: âYouâre OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?â
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: âI am the literal worst channel changer of all time.â
BAR OWNER: âYou start tomorrow.â
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May 25
Just time to check in with the guitarist of King Crimson stereogum.com/2500053/robertâŠ
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