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25 Dec 2025
Having standards is not censorship.
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Apr 29
FINALLY
SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME IS SAYING IT
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That reminds me of something I saw a couple of months ago. I think it was a reddit post someone put on Twitter. Guy was a college student and had a twin that no one knew about. One night friends are over playing monopoly or something. He announces that he's tired of his beard and is going to shave. Goes to his bedroom and changes clothes with the brother who comes out to play for a while. Half an hour later he says he wants his beard back, so goes back in and original guy comes back out with his beard intact and everyone freaks. 🤣🤣
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May 28
GP It me.
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Taxi for your burrito- er, kebab
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May 28
It occurs to me that childbirth is basically an exorcism
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Seen, felt, and heard
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