I’m a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
Joined March 2023
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The world is full of ‘good men who do bad things’.
I think it’s time for a few ‘bad men who do good things’.
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Jun 15
Bunch of losers crying about the UFC event. Why don’t you all just go to Bluesky and share your dumbass opinions there?
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Jun 10
Every so often America decides to adopt some random person from the rest of the world.
This is how our immigration system should work.
Jun 9
I love Americans. We were about to walk an hour to the stadium in the rain to save on an Uber, and the receptionist at the hotel we were parked in front of decided to drive us there.🙏
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Quick. We must alert the local Targets and Footlockers for an eventual stampede.
Jun 9
🚨 JUST NOW: Police RUSH IN to extricate an Austin Metcalf supporter being SURROUNDED by Karmelo Anthony people outside the Collin County Courthouse
These people are going BERSERK
This could get very dangerous very quickly
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I’m thankful for shows like Euphoria. If I’m ever with a chick and she quotes it, I know it’s time to leave.
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May 29
Regaining trust one meme at a time.
May 27
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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Apr 28
When you play the top 5 on this list and a Tier One Big Ten team.
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Apr 16
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Federal Judge rules: ‘Mooninites were promised the land 3000 years ago.’
The Artemis Moon base project is legally dubious theverge.com/science/905406/…
Community note
False. The Outer Space Treaty (OST) doesn't ban resource extraction.
Art I: "free for exploration and USE".
Art II: no "national appropriation".
Extraction ≠ owning the Moon.
The 1979 Moon Agreement tried a stricter ban but failed. No major space powers joined.
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Mar 31
To my Japanese folks. We all see you’re ‘opinionated’ on certain immigrants but how do you feel about other Asian cultures?
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Mar 30
Just wait until the Democrats keep shipping the military to Iran.
‘We wouldn’t have to if Trump’ is going to be the excuse.
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Mar 30
I’m not going to lie, I’ve always been terrified by Asian culture. Specifically the Japanese. They can just pull 6ft. Swords out of nowhere and I’ve seen enough movies to understand the damage a ninja star can do.
Thank you @elonmusk for drip feeding me their culture so I can understand instead of fear.
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Mar 22
VA Benefits are earned.
Tell me how millions of illegals or our own government laundering hundreds of billions is not the focus on everyday American’s lives.
I like Caleb’s podcast. It shows the financial illiteracy that is seriously fucking us all. However, VA benefits aren’t the plague on the system he portrays.
Either Fobbit or Grunt, they sacrifice something. The benefits are the reward for the sacrifice.
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Mar 18
I will say this, MAGA and Iran both have one thing in common. They sure like to post their ‘victories’ on social media.
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Mar 17
If we can all learn one thing from Joe Kent resigning, it’s that the Left and the Right are the exact same people.
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