Hosts @thejakechristie and @springthorpeman bravely and boldly determine the official, definitive list of any topic from entertainment to science and more

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Here is the Google Drive that will feature all of the lists we create. drive.google.com/drive/u/0/m…

Springthorpe has conferred with himself and decided to officially add “Ghislaine” to the Definitive List of People You Can Refer to by First Name Only
The second episode is here! Hosts @TheJakeChristie and @springthorpeman make the Definitive List of People You Can Refer to by First Name Only (i.e. Oprah, Barack, etc.) 🎧LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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NEW EPISODE! Assuming this quarantine ends at some point, we created THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE BEST THINGS TO DO ON EACH HOLIDAY. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Not a fan
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Don’t let @TheJakeChristie see what kind of penguin this is
15 Mar 2020
Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.
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Animals. They’re all over. Specifically on all seven continents. But there are so many! That’s why @TheJakeChristie and @springthorpeman created THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF ANIMALS TO REPRESENT EACH CONTINENT. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Excited for our most New Mexico Person!
Dean Norris (@deanjnorris) and Steven Michael Quezada open up about returning to the #BreakingBad universe by way of #BetterCallSaul thr.cm/BX7QS5A
Any idiot could tell you that the month of March is the color green. But what about the eleven other months? We made THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF WHAT COLOR EVERY MONTH IS. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Actually, Stefani, if you listened to the episode like I told you, you’d know it didn’t make the list
28 Feb 2020
earth is cancelled
Is ‘cancel culture’ out of control? To find out, @springthorpeman & @TheJakeChristie determined THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN CANCELED. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Very exciting for our Most Illinois Person to be the first step of our Most New York Person legalizing corruption and making our country a banana republic
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🇺🇸 Happy Presidents Day! With 45 presidents in our history, it’s a daunting task to learn a lot about all of them. That’s why we’ve assembled THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF FUN FACTS TO KNOW ABOUT EACH PRESIDENT.🚨 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Happy Presidents’ Day Weekend From Your Two Hosts!!!
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NEW EPISODE. @TheJakeChristie & @springthorpeman are joined by Michael’s mother Suzanne to determine THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE BEST WINNERS MAJOR OSCARS OF THE 2010’s podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The doc for those interested docs.google.com/spreadsheets…

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I had to check the document to remember who we chose. I feel good about that one.
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Excited for our #1 Most New Hampshire Person to really shine today! #NewHampshirePrimary
11 Feb 2020
Great. This will give the cable networks something to over-analyze for the next 24 hours and predict how this radically changes the overall arc of the race. rawstory.com/2020/02/mike-bl…
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🚨Many wonder why the Oscars doesn’t nominate the most popular movies of the year. That’s why @TheJakeChristie & @springthorpeman determined THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF MOVIES THAT WOULD HAVE WON THE ‘POPULAR’ OSCAR SINCE 2000! 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Looks like we might be right about *two* singers
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WHITE TIGER IS GRONK #THEMASKEDSINGER
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