things that cost more than a Value $1 Bean & Cheese Burrito:
parking for 7 minutes
a single coffee
printing a few pages
air at some gas stations
a load of laundry
a vending machine snack
the “convenience” fee
literally one avocado
a pack of gum
one protein bar
a claw machine attempt
renting a scooter for 4 seconds
a bottle of water
a gas station banana
one parking meter mistake
a toll
an app delivery fee
adding oat milk
an airport snack
a mystery surcharge
a checkout bag
a greeting card
the toy in the machine that gets stuck
one arcade game
a car wash vacuum that barely works
mini toothpaste
dryer time
a single lime
one of those tiny hotel snacks
a phone charger that breaks instantly
a coffee that tastes like regret
one minute of downtown parking
a “small” anything
a pack of batteries
the impulse item by checkout
one of those weird little energy shots
a bag of ice
a suspiciously small dessert
a pen at the airport
a keychain
a parking ticket divided by emotional damage
basically everything
did I forget anything?