If the Knicks win the title, NYers are going to be insufferable. They already have the best mayor in the country. Having the best team will make them go crazy, and I'm so here for it. I'll be celebrating with them them from afar.
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“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast