All things Virginia Tech #Hokies. Spawn of the Pleiades. Hyperbolic tweeter.

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These boys used to be a unit
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He’s too busy hugging his counterpart to try
Kylian Mbappe → 2 goals Erling Haaland → 2 goals Lionel Messi → 3 goals Cristiano → Ronaldo
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Imagine this Portugal superteam with Messi instead of Ronaldo. They would’ve won 5-1 today.
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Portugal 🇵🇹 is basically playing man down with Ronaldo. I hate to say this but it’s true.
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No. 1 recruit in Virginia commits to LSU while on an unofficial visit. Major sting for Virginia Tech #Hokies who were in the thick of the recruitment. Tigers needed to close the deal and got it done. VT still ranks in the Top-10, but there is no denying the seismic impact Whitehead could’ve produced for the in-state program.
BREAKING: #LSU has landed a commitment from the No. 4 EDGE in America: Chris Whitehead. The 6’5, 230-pounder checks in as the No. 1 prospect in Virginia with Lane Kiffin and Co. sealing the deal. “It’s Just Different” #LSU now holds pledges from a pair of Top-5 edge rushers…
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Ronaldo is not scoring.
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Portugal need to send Ronaldo home if they want to win this thing. Seen enough
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These Portuguese players play like they're scared of leaving the game with a below 95% pass accuracy
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La première mi-temps de Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 face au Congo 🇨🇩 : ❌ 0 dribble tenté ❌ 0 tir tenté ❌ 0 duel disputé ❌ 0 faute subie 15 passes vers l’arrière sur 16 tentées Inoffensif
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If you offered Ronaldo 3 goals but Portugal lose this game 4-3, he’s taking it. He’s been running offside all game begging for a goal, brother is STARVING.
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🚨BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has now gone five consecutive FIFA World Cup matches without scoring a goal. 🇵🇹😳
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Portugal look good until it’s time to play football
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We need a Gofundme for Ronaldo’s talent and effort
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The world’s most overrated, washed up footballer. Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. DR Congo: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots on target 0 chances created 0 successful dribbles They were right.
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Cristiano Ronaldo vs. DR Congo: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots on target 0 chances created 0 successful dribbles They were right.
They're saying you're old 7 They're saying you're washed 7 They're saying your shots are going to hit a fan 7 Prove them wrong today
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2026 World Cup
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Ronaldo when Portugal attacking
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The betting apps just made so much fucking money off anyone that picked Portugal to win. Myself included. Holy shit. How does Portugal suck this bad with all that talent?
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Yeah Ronaldo is garbage man he’s not even top 25 best of all time. Completely invisible against a team that shouldn’t even be here
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Ronaldo isn’t even top 25 at this point. Guy is just out there goofing off not caring about the 20 year legacy he tried so hard to cement
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Ronaldo and Portugal suck ass
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