Just a dude getting by accounting for other people's money. Also hold people accountable. Animals are the best. Huskers/Cubs/Chiefs. My fantasy teams hurt me.
Joined February 2021
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28 Apr 2024
My two dogs, Sergeant Major Stud and Corporal Ryder are truly untrainable, stupid stuff, unruly dogs. I've never thought about shooting them. I'm weird like that.
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
This is hilarious, ๐ Iโve watched it eleventy billion times ! ๐คฃ๐๐
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
27 Apr 2024
Micah Parsons trying to debate with CJ Stroud about the NFC East being the best division in the NFL heading into last year
CJ Stroud calls him delusional ๐
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
27 Apr 2024
Three weeks ago Sandy was living alone in a cave after being dumped all alone as a puppy.
Today he was getting some life changing news ๐ฅฐ
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27 Apr 2024
Quite possibly the greatest play in CFL history.
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
21 Apr 2024
I pay internet for this
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21 Apr 2024
A few days ago, I posted a tweet that twisted MAGA into knots because I pointed out that Democrats are better for the economy.
You didn't like that, MAGA? Dry your tears, and take it from your stinky emperor, Don Fartleone.
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Sending people to prison just for possessing marijuana has upended too many lives and incarcerated people for conduct that many states no longer prohibit.
Itโs time that we right these wrongs.
ALT A dark green graphic with a quote from President Joe Biden that reads: "No one should be jailed just for using or possessing marijuana."
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
20 Apr 2024
Potentially the smoothest golf swing of all-time ๐คฏ
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
20 Apr 2024
Retweet if you ever impersonated Gary Sheffieldโs swing growing up ๐
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
18 Apr 2024
Tongue position matters.
Place the tip of your tongue on the ridge behind your upper front teeth. Keep it there the whole time.
Exhale through your mouth, making a whoosh sound as you pass your tongue.
Feels weird at first, but you'll get used to it.
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
18 Apr 2024
The 4-7-8 Method
1. Breathe in quietly through your nose for 4 seconds
2. Hold your breath for 7 seconds
3. Exhale audibly through your mouth for 8 seconds
4. Repeat for a total of 4 cycles
That's it. The magic ratio of 4-7-8.
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
12 Apr 2024
Jim Breuer talks about what happened to Chappelle. Does this surprise any of you?
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
14 Apr 2024
What a coward
14 Apr 2024
STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he's convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he's lying about the last election. You support him for president even if he's convicted in the Manhattan case. I just want to say, the answer to that is yes, correct?
SUNUNU: Yeah. Me and 51 percent of America.
S: Governor, thanks for your time this morning.
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
14 Apr 2024
Rhule coming out the tunnel on August 31st
#Nebraska
Credit: @gobigreddie
Go follow this guy in Instagram๐
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
8 Apr 2024
Dan Hurley when Kentucky calls his phone about their coaching position:
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
2 Jul 2023
Dear #MAGA and #Trump2024
Watch me take apart your cult leader and his lifetime of lies like a lego set in 4 minutes.
Watch #DonaldTrumpLifetimeofLies
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
5 Apr 2024
Hearing from sources a new transfer portal target has emerged
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Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) retweeted
5 Apr 2024
HE DID IT AGAIN.
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