ALT Panel 1: Shen is standing on a beach at dusk with a somber expression, wearing teal swim trunks, holding his phone in his right hand, and staring out into the ocean. He is absolutely yolked. Panel 2: Two random passers-by, a man and a woman, are walking in the shallow water, the sunset illuminating them from behind. The guy says "Woah dude, how did you work out to get a body like that?" Panel 3: Shen, his expression vaguely said and exhausted, replies "I hired a dark wizard as my fitness coach, was blinded by his promise of 7 arcane utterances, which he spoke of often as the ultimate source of power but in the end refused to burden me with, and so I tried to kill the wizard, but then it turned out that he was dead all along and projecting his soul into my mind and I was just at the gym talking to nobody that whole time." Panel 4: The guy passer-by does a peace sign with his left hand and says "Ha ha! Alright, keep your secrets then! ~". The girl giggles.

ALT Panel 5: Shen lets out a deep sigh. The light of the sunset begins to blend the pinks, yellow, and oranges of the sky and beach behind him. Panel 6: Shen holds his phone up and looks at it pensively. Panel 7: On the phone, the app that he was using for hiring a fitness coach has prompted him to "please rate your coach", showing the profile pic of the Dark Wizard, revealed to be named Darchilius W, looking as severe as ever. Below that is a line of stars, prompting Shen to rate 0-5 stars, a comment box, a submit button, and the profile pics of other, more normal looking coaches, including 'Steph A.', 'Jay M.', and 'Lorenzo G.' Panel 8: Shen presses down with his thumb, rating the wizard 5 stars. Fin.

ALT Panel 1: Xyphanix comes back from work Panel 2: Hasaki invites xyphanix to join them in couch Panel 3: Cuddle and comfort time Panel 4: Hasaki have been stuck for few hours