We're Amber & Scarlett, two traffic lights from Dream Street and we're here to criticise everything about life.... like ourselves. (Parody account)

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Hey guys, your favourite talking traffic lights have returned. So what did we miss? *looks through the news* Oh...
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So did anyone enjoy our glorious return premiere at @mip? Dream Street'll be back on UK TV next year.
Feels like we're cooking up a storm today. Anyone want the power of thunder for breakfast tomorrow?
Visited a strange supermarket today. The whole place was strangely inverted, everything all stretched out and super thin. It's like we've both walked into some weirdo Tim Burton film, eh Amber? - Oh indeed Scarlett.
Visiting Sodor today and Cranky found some stupid article about a film potentially bringing James Dean back from the dead. Crikey, who are they gonna bring back next? Orson Welles?
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Jack Hammer forgot to turn his clock back on Saturday. Now he's wide awake and constantly ready to doze off but he's singing "Country Road" to keep him alive for some reason.
So from what we've heard all over the street, Ash yesterday not only became a champion of a league but also a champion of an entire region. Not bad for a eternal 10 year old.
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Back to mediocre weather here today. Sigh, why can't it just rain popcorn like that one time? Then we can just eat whatever rains down on us to our heart's content.
Jack Hammer just told us that Ash (the ever eternal ten year old) is getting prepped up for the next Pokemon season. We're getting prepared up (aka frightened) that it could potentially be a reboot more than anything else.
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Sorry for the endless amount of months off. We've been busy traffic lights during the whole of Summer but now we're back and we can comment on more inane stuff again.
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Our show just hit the big 20th today having aired on ITV way back in 1999. Time we head out and celebrate this massive milestone. Big fancy looking pub, here we come!
This is the only day you can retweet this:
Three years on this site and we're still the same old agitated traffic lights... #MyTwitterAnniversary
Slow week for us here in Dream Street. How have you all been?
New Year, new us (if that makes any sense) so a quick trip to the nearby gym will do us the trick.
Ooosh. 2019 and the end of the 2010 era is almost upon us.
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Somehow ran into some guy called Marik Ishtar while doing some local shopping. Seems like some sort of suspicious guy to us, gonna try and be on the lookout.
Halloween, our most dreaded time of day is almost upon us. Can't wait to be kept up all night by both Jack and Rodney going around trying to scare everyone, it's as old as a bag of cliches.
One good reason why we barely even watch TV nowadays. Stuff like this just makes us sick to our stomach. x.com/peteregan6/status/1044…

This is disgusting @BearGrylls is a moron : Celebrity Island pig chokes itself to death after Pete Wicks refuses to kill it mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/cele…