Step 1: Start a dumbass trade war with China (and Brazil).
Step 2: Lose Chinese soybean market to Brazil.
Step 3: Bail out your nutty right wing buddy Javier Milei.
Step 4: Lose soybean market to Milei, too.
Steph 5: Make taxpayers pay for your stupidity.
Brooke Rollins: "Soybean, corn, wheat, sorghum, cotton farmers are facing very difficult times. We are currently in conversations here at the White House, across the government, on a farmer aid package."