Founder, chief engineer and preparer of tea at DemonStudios Ltd. See @DemonStudios for GameDev stuff. Likes cars, and tea.

Joined September 2009
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As proper vuvuzelas are getting even harder to find now, and I really want a blue one, I have ordered THIS from the US. Stay tuned for some gripping delivery and first parp updates. #WorldCup2026 #vuvuzela ebay.co.uk/itm/116235976585
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UPDATE: My cheap hollow moulded plastic resonance tube which was made in China is still in New York PENDING ACCEPTANCE to be shipped to the UK🤞
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My vuvuzela is now in Glendale Heights, Illinois! Hope it’s getting a flight over to the UK hub for extra speed and fuel usage.
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Top Tip: Never trust anyone to hook a bungee cord to you. Check it yourself. Then check it again. Then check it AGAIN. Then bail out because the morons might have forgotten to tie the other end to the bridge.
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Definite plot holes in that thread, hopefully they’ll be able to darn them out in the screenplay (yes, this is the first time you’ve ever heard of a plot hole being darned) I am tired (GL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)
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Am up but I’m going to watch the Scotland game tonight so no spoilers! <refreshes feed> dammit
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I’m TOTALLY going to stay up for the Scotland ma… <falls asleep in the lounge at 01:47 and wakes up at 06:04 with a bad neck and t-shirt dribble>
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Doing my best but the eyes are really starting to get slee
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DemonJim retweeted
I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.
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Scan the QR code to buy a TV licence. Man, the BBC really have scraped the barrel with this World Cup coverage. Why don’t you send some more OAPs threatening letters instead? Che-ching! 💸
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“Can you paint the LONDON one, but do it in a camera projection billboard style?” <baffled> “Yeah” #Tennis #CameraProjectionComedy
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Should have done a Wimbledon hashtag for an additional layer
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Bin men dropped and left stray recycling in your road? Some of it blown into your front yard? Sit back and relax. Then simply wait for it to blow away in your neighbours space where it will become their problem. Simples 👍 #LifeTips
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(like a mug, and unlike the people literally employed by the council to recycle things, I pick it up. Residents see you leaving it and they might remember it when they’re deciding whether to give out a tip at Christmas)
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"Might get chilly later think I'll go in jeans" - James Corden
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Anyone else going to record tonight’s Scotland game and watch it tomorrow? You have to try and not see the result online or on TV whilst having breakfast etc. It’ll be like a digital age version of that Likely Lads episode.
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Obviously if you’re Scottish you’d simply stay up and watch it live. I would if it was a knockout game. So hoping they get through!
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DemonJim retweeted
I've got an idea. Why don't we put all the open borders dickheads and illegal migrants in a gated community together and see how that pans out? Maybe livestream it. For science.
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Forget Elon, wait until the leftists hear that the Royal Mint literally prints real money! They even take old notes worth actual money and burn them! They could print loads right now and single handedly solve world hunger overnight; but they don’t, they just give it to bankers!
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