I’m an idiot but I’m not a fucking idiot.
Joined December 2009
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1 Jan 2023
If dogs had lips they’d be able to suck their own dicks
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21 Jan 2024
Those dudes with those sound things always protect them when they’re knocked over.
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21 Jan 2024
Purdy is named after what for hundreds of years, people have said to their horses.
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18 Jan 2024
I kinda want Sauce Gardner and Kool-Aid McKinstry to play for the same team. DB’s named Sauce & Kool-Aid? Now you know you’re in trouble.
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13 Jan 2024
Anyone think it’s kinda fucked up Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul are dead and somehow Phil Anselmo is still alive? I have no issues with Rex still being alive.
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17 Dec 2023
I painted this guy on Wednesday. He’s not great, but I’d like to nominate him as QB1 for the Skols. I’m not sure he will drop the gun or sword…
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10 Dec 2023
The coin drop game on the Taco Bell app is the hardest game I’ve ever played
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20 Nov 2023
Eating ten (10) peanut m&ms for lunch because I forgot my lunch at home.
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